There's a Demon with An Orbe in my garden

[mr blur]

All day long it soaks up the vitamin D-enriched rays of the mighty sun, and at night the spiritual Orbe glows in the dark.

I keep it around because it terrifies christian whackjobs who come round determined to save my soul. Although it does make the unicorn very, very nervous.

[lizerdbits]

1. In order to rid yourself of that demon

You need to buy my special demon-b-gone herbal mixture with my book on chants to remove demons. $69.95 plus S&H.

May I suggest some glowing red eyes hooked up to a motion detector to scare the whackjobs as they approach? :rofl:

[LeftishBrit]

2. Send him to the Europaean parliament..

he couldn't be any worse than some of the others, and you'd get rid of him from your garden.

[frogmarch]

3. What a fine demon!

I like him very much and wish I had one too. I have a dragon, but xians apparently don't take her seriously.

[semillama]

4. You need one of these:

http://www.designtoscano.com/product/garden+statues/extraordinary+statues/the+zombie+of+montclaire+moors+sculpture+-+db383020.do

[frogmarch]

5. heehee!

I love that! I have shopped at Toscano's for years and love their stuff. I don't yet have the guy clawing his way out of the ground, but I'd like to someday. :-)

[bluedawg12]

6. I have two raccoon kits and they are noisey as demons

and a myserious Mr. ground hog, burrowed under our garage. But nothing this evil

Sending strong vibes for a healthy demon and well enlightened Orb.

[onager]

7. I went straight to the experts.

I summoned a demon and now it is after me. How do I get rid of it? It's name is Mike Coxhard.

***666***

First of all you need to throw away any occultic items that you might have or any book that you used to summon the demon with. Then afterwards pray asking Jesus Christ to forgive you for summoning a demon and ask him to completely cleanse you from it. By praying I mean...

Bla-bla-bla...this goes on for several paras. And others responded with the same learned thelogical solutions.

Didn't anybody read the demon's name?

:rofl:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080831125803AApYzO4

[salvorhardin]

8. Haha. Reminds me of one of Ed and Lorraine Warren's books that I read years ago

[mr blur]

9. That's probably what happened.

Do you think that a copy of The God Delusion might count as an "occultic item"?