My transmission needed a complete and expensive overhaul

[Orrex]

But then I put 1,000mg of vitamin D into the gas tank, and not only is my transmission completely healed; it also took 5,000 miles off my odometer.

[salvorhardin]

1. Isn't Vitamin D amazing?

I hear that if you mix 10,000 IUs Vitamin D into your next tank of gas that your car's engine will achieve over-unity and you'll never have to buy gas again. Oh, and your exhaust will emit nothing but leprechaun burps and unicorn farts.

[TZ]

2. How did civilization every survive before vitamin D supplements?

I mean come on, its obviously an important step in man's evolution, since it apparantly is responsible for everything else good!

[salvorhardin]

3. That's right!

And if you think about it, our hands are perfect for grabbing gobs of Vitamin D pills. Proof!

[progressoid]

4. I replaced my catalytic converter with a jumbo bottle of Vit D and my mileage went up 24% ! !1

My mechanic is great. He's an indigo child.

[EvolveOrConvolve]

5. I read it on the internet

So it must be true!

Thanks for the fabulous information, I'm heading out to fill my car with Vitamin D right now!

[Orrex]

6. Don't use too much, or you'll risk damaging the spacetime continuum

Powerful stuff, that D.