I just ate 2 pounds of Mashed Potatoes

[Heddi]

discuss.

[EvolveOrConvolve]

1. In 12 to 16 hours you're going to have 2 mounds of REALLY mashed potatoes

[Orrex]

2. You say potatoes, I say potatoes.

Let's call the whole thing off.

[mr blur]

3. Why?

Do they have some mystic property that I don't know about?

[dropkickpa]

4. Mashed potatoes are made with milk which has....

VITAMIN D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trotsky]

5. ZOMG YOU CAN'T BE SERIES!

Milk is teh evul! Hoomans are the only animal that drinks ANOTHER SPECIES milk! That is evul and WRONG!!!!1! Plus when we pasteurize it we turn it into POISON which KILLS just like vaccines and fillings!11

[rexcat]

12. Not necessarily..

I made mashed potatoes tonight with chicken broth but I did add butter. But cream or Half and Half is better than milk.

[dropkickpa]

15. VITAMIN D's are da bombZ yO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TZ]

16. Yeah.

If I had eaten more vitamin D as a child, perhaps I would not now be so short..:cry: :P

[one_true_leroy]

6. Are too lazy to chew?

Gotta be a librul.

[Goblinmonger]

7. Does that mean

that you now have the memory of the soil that those potatoes were grown in?

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[Silent3]

9. I found this thread kind of late.

Have you eaten more mashed potatoes since your OP? Did you eat the entire two pounds just before posting, or did you just cross the cumulative two-pound boundary for your whole life?

[trotsky]

10. Don't worry, you only missed our lame-ass troll.

Trying to visualize itself as something more than an arrogant, anti-progressive fuckwad.

Didn't work, obviously.

[frogmarch]

11. I love potatoes!

Now you've made me hungry for potatoes. I haven't had any since noon, when I had fries. I'm going to make a mountain of mashed potatoes and eat them all by myself, which won't be a problem, since my husband doesn't like potatoes. I love them, any way they're prepared. They're my favorite food in the whole, wide world! Yum!

[lizerdbits]

13. I've had about that much in less than a week

Vacation- not really exercising and eating twice as much. And in Montana pretty much everywhere is meat and potatoes. This is why I don't eat out much. I know I should have the salad or beans and rice, but I pick the bacon cheeseburger 95% of the time. At home I'll make the beans and rice or salads. Oh well, a couple weeks a year probably isn't going to give me a coronary.

[LeftishBrit]

14. And what diseases does that cure?

I hope quite a lot of them, as I love mashed potatoes.

[semillama]

17. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!

http://boilemmashemstickeminastew.ytmnd.com/