OMG you guys! The new hospital I work for

[Heddi]

is OWNED BY BILL FRIST omg. Not only am I autismng the world withe FLUE VIRUS VACCINE but My boss is BILL FRIST.

omg! This is STIPENDOUS!

I am SO CONFLICT!11!11!!!!

because, I don't know what I will do with the OODLES of SHILL MONEY that will be FLOWING not just, because, of the KILLING OF PEOPLE WITH VACKSENES butt also, because, of whom I am working for.

because, as you know, I get ansentifs for when patents don't get BETTER but DYE! It's true!

SO NOW in addition to the FLUE DE PUERCO money that I will be rolling in (dough), what shoudl I do with the millions I will get from Mr. Frist??!?! I AM CONFUSE.

[SDuderstadt]

1. I gotta tell ya...

you've got to be one of the funniest posters around. You always make me laugh. I just wish there wasn't a Mr. Heddi. Say, maybe you could give him some of the vacc...nevermind.

[mr blur]

2. Buy GUNS

and survivalist supplies for you and your family so that you will be safe in your bunker when Saddam Obama sends the Goon Squads for your granny.

Take lots of cheese. And a goat so that you can make your own.

[TZ]

3. Pay your evil shill cronies

to speak agaisnt health insurance reform of course. Isn't that what all health professionals do? :eyes: