Cracked Nails It Again - Celebrity Advice

[PVnRT]

Cracked.com

Jenny McCarthy, whose entire medical training consists of a plastic surgeon explaining her tit job to her, has been campaigning against vaccinations because her son Evan has autism. You'll notice that there's no actual connection there, the two events just happen to be close to each other in the sentence. That's her logic too.

She famously appeared on Oprah Winfrey and stated "The nurse gave (Evan) the shot ..and soon thereafter boom the soul's gone from his eyes." To which the only response is: Holy Shit, did she just call all autistic people soulless abominations on national TV? We know tits get you away with a lot on-screen, but this must be some kind of record.

[trotsky]

1. "How dare you disagree? I HAVE A CHILD!"

LMFAO

So freaking true. Great link.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

2. The guys at cracked are top notch.

They usually manage to attack a serious subject at least a few times a week.

[realisticphish]

3. yeah, definitely

the Daily Show of immature internet humor :D

[realisticphish]

4. "Don't Listen to Jenny McCarthy"

here's another cracked article:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/dont-listen-to-jenny-mccarthy/

[Orrex]

5. Cracked.com is the worst site on the internet

I mean, I click on one of their "top ten" lists, and I can't stop. I have to read every other list that's linked from that page, and every list that's linked from each of those pages, and so on. I can't stop. I can't help myself.

Therefore cracked.com sucks.

[PVnRT]

7. I know. It's all their fault.

Fortunately, I went through all of their old stuff some time ago, so I'm good.

[Odin2005]

6. Anyone who calls me "soulless" deserves a kick in the face!

[Orrex]

8. But you ARE soulless

just like all the rest of us. :P

[Odin2005]

9. I meant in a metaphorical sense.

:D

[Orrex]

11. Doh!

[SidDithers]

13. Rolling Stone must be prescient!...

Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey listed on the cover, from 1996.

Sid

[Orrex]

14. And somewhere along the way RFK Jr got his anti-vax screed published, too

I don't think that he posed with a hot dog, though.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

16. RFK Jr. Now there's a DU sacred cow.

[TZ]

10. Dude. You are a pharma shill

You defend vaccinations and want everyone injected with insecticide and formaldehyde. Of course you are souless, Hitler!:P

[Odin2005]

12. And I support GMOs, clearly evil!

:rofl:

[SemiCharmedQuark]

15. Don't forget: you support taking jobs away from Americans!

Look, I support unions, but I find the fascination with fighting against every technological advancement frustrating.