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Odin2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 11:07 PM
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Cell phones cause HIGH CHOLESTEROL!!!
So I've read on DU! :rofl:
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Silent3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-11-10 12:10 AM
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1. It's not the cell phones themselves that raise cholesterol...
...but they don't taste very good without a lot of butter and sour cream.
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DavidDvorkin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-11-10 08:21 PM
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2. Rim shot
Very good.
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-12-10 06:01 PM
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6. Have you tried slow-roasting it?
Cooking it low and slow really does wonders for tenderizing it. Baste it with some homemade BBQ sauce and you're golden.
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LeftishBrit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-12-10 07:01 AM
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3. Thanks for info; I had been thinking of cooking some for my dinner tonight but now I'll rethink!
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salvorhardin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-12-10 11:28 AM
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4. You cook cholesterol for dinner?
Wow. All the stereotypes about British food are true! :D
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LeftishBrit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-12-10 01:12 PM
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5. Only in the form of deep fried mobile phones....
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