"She said I was a reincarnated space alien."

[onager]

Another Weekend Couch Potato Report...

While channel-surfing yesterday, I heard some woman nattering about "giving you all a personal PsYkiK reading."

Naturally, hearing that sort of thing always gets my attention.

The show was Wife Swap, where two Moms swap families for a week.

Woo-Mom was talking to her temp family, a husband and two little boys, probably about 7 and 9.

The boys cracked me up, because they reacted to the promise of a personal PsykiK reading exactly the way most of us would - they started waving their hands in the air and making the "w-o-o-o-o" sound.

I nearly fell off the couch laughing. If your BS can't even convince kids who are still old enough to believe in Santa, maybe you should re-think your personal spiritual program.

Later, when they were doing the part where both husbands and wives come together for a debrief, the husband said his personal PsiKic reading revealed that he was a reincarnated space alien.

Woo-Mom insisted: "I felt definite alien energy in that house!"

The whole thing broke down a few minutes later, when Non-Woo Mom pointed at Mr. Woo and said: "That man is walking around with a vagina. He can't possibly have a penis."

:rofl:

[Iggo]

1. Aw, man I wanna see that!

[Deep13]

2. Yeah, me too.

"W-o-o-o-o!"