I have an anecdote! Take me seriously!

[laconicsax]

My friend's roommate's second cousin (twice removed) knew a guy whose boyfriend swore by supplements, acupuncture, homeopathy, and chiropractic and actually was told by a doctor that he was the most healthy patient in the history of ever! Then one day, he shook hands with someone who had recently received the MMR vaccine and just dropped dead! The autopsy confirmed that he died from sudden, acute hyperpharmacitus triggered by the mercury in the MMR vaccine.

This disproves any clinical study, fact, and logic you may want to use, so just remember that before you post.

[charlie]

1. Okay! I will!

Don't let the material reductionists get you down! Sending light!

[laconicsax]

3. Was that you?

I just got some light, but it was an icky orange-yellow. I think it may have passed too close to a chemtrail. Could you send it again?

[charlie]

5. It was! Stand back!

Chakra crystals ON! Homeopathic blinders ON! Channelling Edison and Tesla NOW!

HEEAAAARGH-THWOOOM!

Do not operate machinery! Treat ethereal body singes with Reiki! Watering at night helps scorched lawns! I have skidmarks in my underwear!

[mr blur]

2. Happens all the time

Just ask any whackjob.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

4. Did they use garlic and peppers to bring him back to life?

That totes works, but Big Pharma (GRRR) is keeping it secret bcuz they want $$$$$$. This is true bcuz they should have cured cancer already!!!

[laconicsax]

6. It was too late.

The evul doctors at the western hospital wouldn't let his shaman treat him with a salve of baking soda and cinnamon.

[TZ]

7. LOL

I have a corollary to that....I've never seen it or heard of it THEREFORE it does NOT exist! (Like dude, no one in the history of the world has ever had an allergic reaction to weed, cause I'm all knowing!)