I hate you all and I can't wait until you're dead and gone

[SemiCharmedQuark]

But only because I love Mother Earth and all her children sooo much!

[realisticphish]

1. you don't understand

we aren't part of nature. somehow.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

3. It's weird isnt it?

The same people that complain humans are scum because they aren't in tune with nature elevate humans above nature.

[salvorhardin]

11. That's because we're supernatural!

Carl Sagan even admitted we're made of star stuff, but then his NWO handlers at PBS got to him and made him confuse the issue with all that reductionistic nonsense about elements and atoms and junk.

[mr blur]

2. Are you some kind of whackjob, or something?

Sadly Mother Earth is completely indifferent to your feelings.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

4. Er...yes...

Sarcasm doesn't come through the internet very well, huh?

[mr blur]

8. I'm afraid not ;)

[Silent3]

5. Aw, Dad!

Just because I forgot to send you a Father's Day card, you don't have to get so cranky.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

9. Oh yeah! did you know that having a kid is the ultimate act of selfishness and cruelty?

Happy Fathers day!

[Odin2005]

6. Oh, I hate the types that hate humanity yet refuse to commit suicude.

[realisticphish]

7. "your lifestyle is destroying the plantet"

"my lifestyle, on the other hand, happens to mysteriously fit EXACTLY what helps the Earth. I like tofu and wheat grass for every meal, therefore that is the most responsible way to exist. And coffee. Drinking coffee helps the Earth too."

[Silent3]

12. They've got the onerous burden...

...of having to hang on while convincing the rest of us to suicide first. Once we take their advice, they'll follow, and turn off the lights on their way out. :)

[onager]

10. Nothing But Flowers

n/t