I have to admit that the Fender Custom shop relics are kind of cool- but I just can't see dropping THAT kind of cash on such a thing. And I'm not likely to come by guitar with a worn look honestly- I don't play in a band anymore, and all of my axes are cared for in my obsessive-compulsive manner.
But in browsing on eBay the other day, I found www.voodoochildsguitars.com. Apparently, some fella puts together relic'd Fender-clones and sells them for $500-ish. Such as this Telecaster-esque axe:

The distressing doesn't appear to be quite as authentic as Fender's custom shop, but... For the price? Maybe it wouldn't matter. The only thing that really disturbs me is the finish removal on the neck near the body- WHY is it cut off in a straight line like that?!?!?! It looks funny!
