I haven't been around much lately. So here's some Lover's Haiku.

[Vektor]

turgid senator
they call him "ranking member"
it ranks number one

now take in your hands
the buttocks sublime and taut
they are all you KNEAD

hot tasty beefcake
fills out his pants so nicely
oh, what a package

is it hot in here?
kerry must be in the room
i sense the tube steak

[JI7]

1. hahhaha, i love these

how do you write them so easily ?

i really would love to see Kerry's face if he ever reads these.

[Vektor]

4. I just make them up off the cuff.

It's a weird talent I have. Spontaneous goofy poetry and making up funny songs. I used to torture my Mom when I was a little kid, chasing her around the house, singing wacko songs.

Poor Mom. She's still a little messed up. :-)

[Island Blue]

2. Here's one in your honor Vektor

read kerry haiku
on computer o.j. spew
too funny for now


Okay, that's a lame attempt. You are the master! :applause:

[Vektor]

3. No it's GORGEOUS!!

Excellent first try!

[TayTay]

5. Ah, we really ought to collect these and self-publish

I can just hear them set to music. Very sweet.

[Vektor]

8. OMG - a Lover's Haiku book!

We can send one to Kerry.

[WildEyedLiberal]

6. You are brilliant

That is all. :P

[Vektor]

7. Why thank you!

How are you?

[WildEyedLiberal]

9. Doing allright

Had a blast in DC with some fellow Kerrylovers from this group, now I'm back to the grind. His Royal Hotness managed to elude us while in DC, unfortunately.

[elshiva]

10. These are too funny that they are scary.