Toot, toot, but I rather like the last sentence of this post.

[Vektor]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=5392265&mesg_id=5403615

:evilgrin:

[_dynamicdems]

1. I read some of your other lines in that thread too... oh my. No wonder...

why not too many men visit this forum. They're afraid to!

[Vektor]

2. Well if they can't take the heat...

Staying out of the kitchen may be their best option! ;-)

[_dynamicdems]

3. I don't think it is heat they fear...it is being seen here...lest someone

think they are less than...manly, if you get my drift.

[Vektor]

7. Hahahaha!

But you see, a real man COULD take the heat with no insecurity about his manhood.

Besides, there is an *occasional* thread here that is not about Kerry's hot sexiness. They could visit those! :-)

[ray of light]

4. Vecktor, I've decided...

IF kerry reads you haikus (and your posts) he'd blush redder than a tomato!

No...don't say it...I know what you're gonna say..."Oh...veggies...don't give me ideas about veggies and the man..."

[Vektor]

5. It would be a "love flush"

the kind that is a prelude to an unstoppable deluge of passion.

[ray of light]

6. and here I though you were going to bring up

Ketchup...

[Vektor]

8. Actually I was going to bring up...

*AAUURGGHH* I CAN'T SAY IT.

[ray of light]

10. Hmmm...bring up something from one of these...?

famous Haikus!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=273&topic_id=53202&mesg_id=53202

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[_dynamicdems]

11. Yeah, can't you imagine Joe Biden telling Kerry to get his...

"dripping wet loveliness" to the floor for a vote?

[ray of light]

19. ...

[Vektor]

23. BOOM!

There went my uterus.

[Vektor]

12. No...

This: http://www.dianaskitchen.com/page/sauce/cream.htm

[ray of light]

15. I don't beleve you.

I think you were thinking of this:

Ingredients:
1 Stick Melted Butter
1 cup Flour
1/2 cup Finely Chopped Nuts
8 ounces Cream Cheese -- softened
1 cup Powdered Sugar
1 cup Cool Whip®
1 small Instant Chocolate Pudding Mix
3 cups Milk
1 small Instant Vanilla Pudding Mix

Directions:

Mix butter, flour and nuts and pat into a 9x13 inch pan. Bake at 350F for 20 minutes and cool. Beat together the cream cheese, powdered sugar and Cool Whip and spread over first layer. Beat remaining ingredients and spread over second layer.

Spread top with Cool Whip or whipped cream. Just before serving, decorate with additional chopped nuts and shaved chocolate.


Apply Evenly

http://www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/recs/36/Better_Than_Sex_Dessert23436.shtml

[Vektor]

16. That looks good too.

But nothing is better than John Kerry.

[ray of light]

17. Or did you mean this?

Better Than Sex Cake
BETTER THAN SEX CAKE
by Ron and Diane from Junction, Texas

1 cup flour
One-half cup softened margarine
1 cup chopped pecans
1 cup powdered sugar
6 ounces of instant chocolate pudding
3 cups milk
1- 8 ounce Cool Whip (thawed)
1 - 8-ounce cream cheese
6 ounce vanilla pudding
1 large Hershey chocolate bar
1- 8 ounce Cool Whip (thawed)

Mix flour, oleo and pecans; press into a 9 inch X 13 inch pan. Bake 15 minutes and COOL. In large bowl mix cream cheese and powdered sugar until fluffy, fold in 8 ounce Cool Whip. Spread this over cooked crust. Combine pudding mixes and 3 cups milk, beat well until thickened., spread over cheese layer. Spread last 8 ounce Cool Whip over pudding layer. Chill several hours and garnish with shaved chocolate. Cut into squares to serve.

http://aggie-horticulture.tamu.edu/plantanswers/recipes/betterthansexcake.html

AND IF YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN IF THIS RECIPE IS BETTER THAN SEX, YOU MIGHT AS WELL Check this out:


***********************************************

oops...I meant this...

[Vektor]

20. OMG PANTS

0_o

[_dynamicdems]

9. I think he would indeed...even more so, if someone else read them and

teased him with them...say another senator. Or his wife. That Stormtrooper of Love (edit: Stormtrooper of Sex) remark might be deadly in the wrong hands. LOL!:rofl:

[Vektor]

13. I didn't mention LOVE.

:evilgrin:

[_dynamicdems]

14. Accidental censoring, I assure you. n/t

[frogmarch]

18. For shame!

Just listen to you guys. Sheesh, no wonder the man has to wear that NASA full body condom! ;)

[Vektor]

21. Luckily - I have managed to find a way to breech the perimeters

of his protective gear - and access the tasty morsels beneath. Kind of like a paper wrapped cup-cake!

Only sweeter. :9

[_dynamicdems]

22. It never occurred to me that Pols had groupies ...

till I started hanging out here! :blush:

Pleeeeaaaasssseee ladies, do not, I repeat do not, throw panties at the Senator on his birthday. :eyes:

[Vektor]

24. GROUPIES!?

Oh no ma'am! Groupies are a bunch of ditzy chicks with REALLY BAD HAIR that sleep with guys in bands.

We are a bunch of criminally good-looking, extremely intelligent, well educated, and politically savvy women with a healthy appreciation for the Senator's mental AND physical attributes.

Who wouldn't be above throwing panties.

[_dynamicdems]

25. Oh my God! You have a ....way with words.

If you see the Senator surrounded by large bodyguards, you will know he's been warned!



"Hello. Senator Kerry's office."

"Yes, hello. I want to report something that might be of concern to Senator Kerry."

"And what is that?"

"Well, I have reason to believe that there are certain individuals planning to..."

"Are you talking about a threat to the Senator?"

"Well, not a threat exactly."

"Then, what are you talking about?"

"Panties, sir."

"Panties? Look we don't appreciate crank..."

"Oh no, I assure you this isn't a crank call. There really is a plan...well sort of a plan...these women really love Senator Kerry and...well...this is difficult to explain..."

"Can I have your name and number, please? Hello? Hello?"

[ray of light]

26. ah ha...the way to win o8...

Present Kerry as a ROCK STAR .

Kerry enters stage left...

Wearing his...

blue jeans

and his

guitar.

A chick on each side of him...*Teresa gets first dibs*

and the drums pound

a rythmic introduction.

The CROWD CHEERS...

John Releases his arm from Teresa's shoulder and he grabs his

Guitar!


(ba da da da dum...)

He strokes those strings,

AND

swivels the (edited)...

And he sings...

Johnny Be Good. (Or Johnny I'll be sooo good...vote for me!)

While the crowd throws their

panties.

And the women pass out

voter registrations

and the men

turn

and vote

REPUBLICAN!

(Cause they know...He's too much competition!)

[Vektor]

27. The cool guys will still vote Dem.

Only those with penis envy will vote Repuke. :-)

[Vektor]

28. I've learned how to propel mine like a slingshot.

I'm dead on from, like, 50 ft. away.

[_dynamicdems]

35. Here you go...try tossing this

or this one

[TayTay]

29. Bravo to all. A most excellent thread!

I enjoyed this one immensely. (Things have been so rancidly serious lately what with all of Rethuggery snarling their way through another week of hating Democrats and puppies.)

Ah, yes, there are other things to appreciate about the strikingly distinguished Senator from MA. And I love that guitar idea. I want to see and hear that. (Johnny B. Goode indeed.)

[Vektor]

30. We aim to please here at the Kerry Forum.

Never a dull moment.

[ray of light]

31. Well, you particularly aim for 50 feet

with the panties.

(or the footlong in GD)

[_dynamicdems]

32. Okay, Vector ... here is one especially for you.

To say "thanks" for killing that bash Kerry thread.

[Vektor]

33. OH HOLY JESUS ON THE CROSS.

Where did you get such a gem? I...I..*aauugghhHAAAAAYEEEAHHHH*

*shudder*

:smoke:

[_dynamicdems]

34. Mind you that photo...

was darker. I did lighten it and crank the contrast up a bit to bring out more detail in the photo. But it is not enhanced in any way.