Texas surgeons

[medeak]

Subject: Surgeons
>
>
> Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
>
> they had performed.
>
> One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas.
>
> A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and
> 8
> months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
>
> One of the others said. "That's nothing.
>
> A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them,
> and 2
> years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
>
> The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
>
> Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a
> horse
> head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.
>
> All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat.
>
> Now he's president of the United States."