"Bush is a Methodist!" BULL! RevCheesehead Note Well:

[elshiva]

>From Bob Wheeler:
>
> Bush and the Church...
The following is a joke, but the Methodist church, including Dubya's pastor has come out against the war and the Bushies.
>> President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Methodist Church
>> outside Washington as part of his campaign. Bush's campaign manager made a
>> visit to the Bishop, and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad
>> publicity among Methodists because of Bush's position on stem cell
>> research
>> and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if
>> during your sermon you'd say the President is a saint."
>>
>> The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and finally says, "The Church
>> is in desperate need of funds and I will agree to do it."
>>
>> Bush pompously shows up looking especially smug today and as the sermon
>> progresses the Bishop begins his homily: "George Bush is petty, a
>> self-absorbed hypocrite and a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a
>> low-intelligence weasel. He has lied about his military record and had the
>> gall to put himself in a jet plane landing on a carrier posing before a
>> banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.' He invaded a country for oil and
>> money, and is using it to lie to the American people. He is the worst
>> example of a Methodist I've ever personally known.But compared to Dick
>> Cheney and the rest of his cabinet, George Bush is a saint."