Perhaps Tom Crouse, a preacher from Holland, Mass., who is irate at his state's decision to allow gay marriages and who claims homosexuals have threatened to kill him, best summed up the tone of the event -- and also brought the audience back to the Christianity that it was officially tasked with saving from secular assault. "I am here to proclaim that God made us heterosexual," Crouse said to wild applause on the first day. "Jesus was not a pot-smoking hippie," he added. "Jesus Christ was one of the most intolerant people in the world!"
My response to preacher Tom:
1. Oh, Tom. People are confused. They think you're Tom Cruise. But if you keep up with bullshit like this, people ARE going to want to shut you up. (see #4)
2. I just returned from the most wonderful ecumenical service in our community, held each year during "Shanty Days." In it, Methodists, Catholics, Lutherans, and Assembly of God members all joined together in worship at the Lake. We did not focus on our differences. We did not need to create an enemy, or name an evil. We gathered in the name of the Living God, and left with an incredible feeling of love and unity.
3. Jesus wants to know what you have against weed. And hippies. And the gay thing - it isn't contagious, buddy. So if you've got issues, then deal with them privately, AND SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT ALREADY!!!