A joke for the Episcopalians and Baptists

[Rabrrrrrr]

An Episcopalian priest was visiting the church of his Baptist minister friend's. The priest was denied communion. After the service, the Baptist minister apologized to his friend saying, "I'm sorry I had to deny you communion, but you've never been baptized".

To which the priest replied, "That's okay. Had you offered it, I would have refused, because you've never been ordained."

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

1. OK, I laughed.

Damn my Methodist self! :rofl:

[elshiva]

2. That is great! Where did you get that one?

:rofl:

[Oddball]

3. As a former Baptist turned Episcopalian..

that was great.

:headbang:

[theredpen]

4. A Texas Baptist Joke

Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the head of the Church.

Southern Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. LOL

[GreenPartyVoter]

6. Cute, I thought this was gonna be the one about heaven. Nice to read something new

Just inside the gates of heaven, St. Peter sits at a desk checking people in.

Peter: "Welcome to heaven. What religion?"

The man at the front of the line says, "Lutheran."

Glancing at his clipboard, Peter says, "Room 33. Be very quiet as you pass room 6."

The process repeats itself with the next person in line:

Peter: "Welcome to heaven. What religion?"

Person #2: "Catholic."

Peter: "Room 17. Be very quiet as you pass room 6."

The next person moves to the front of the line with a look of curiosity on her face.

Peter: "Welcome to heaven. What religion?"

Person #3: "Methodist."

Peter: "Room 54. Be very quiet as you pass room 6."

Person #3: "Why do you keep telling us to be quiet as we pass room 6?"

Peter: "Because the Baptists are in room 6, and they think they're the only ones here."