KOEB Meeting #2 10/15/08 Post-Debate Edition

[Berry Cool]

Man, watching McGrampy was a pain. All that, and DU broke again.

Here's Keith in jeans to take away some agony.



Have at it.

[Berry Cool]

1. Oh, and I don't know about Joe the Plumber.

I only know about Josephine the Plumber:

[RevCheesehead]

6. Yeah, but she got paid less.

You can tell, because Joe was ready to buy the business. Josephine had to do TV ads.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

8. Not only that, but she was a LADY plumber who KEPT HOUSE.

Sexist City. :scared:

Hi Rev! :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

10. Personally, I preferred Ralph Monroe.

She was as equally screwed up as her brother. :)

[Berry Cool]

15. Me too.

Now she was fun.

Although I give Jane Withers credit for learning French so she could speak the Comet commercials for French Canada herself, because her fans there wrote her letters and told her they didn't like hearing her voice dubbed on their version of the ads. I read that somewhere once.

[bunny planet]

59. Ha, Josephine the Plumber

and Madge the Manicurist. Plus the Maytag repairman.

I haven't seen the beginning of the debate yet, who brought up 'Joe the Plumber? McCain, Schieffer?

[SeattleGirl]

61. McSame

[bunny planet]

64. Why am I not surprised.

[SeattleGirl]

2. I have a headache from yelling at Grampy McSame.

God, but he pissed me off so much!

"Facts are facts, nyah nyah nyah NYAH nyah!"

Please, please, go crawl into a cave somewhere!!

[RevCheesehead]

7. I forever now make this solemn vow:

"I will never again debate and drive." :banghead:

Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrhhhhhhh!!! (and that's not a pirate yell. Think Charlie Brown after trying to kick the football.)

:hi: Hi, SG! :hug:

[SeattleGirl]

12. Hi Revvie!

Yeah, I belonged no where near a car tonight. Glad I was watching at home.

:hug:

[Berry Cool]

11. What I hated the most about him:

That smug, self-satisfied look he'd get on his face every time he successfully reiterated his tired old lies and talking points and Bob Schieffer said "Let's move on" so he always had the last word. It was like "So there!"

[SeattleGirl]

13. Exactly!!

I expected him to stick his tongue out at Obama, and say "nanny nanny boo boo!"

[RevCheesehead]

18. I'm glad I missed that.

I was just pissed at his answers, which were ALL OVER the place!
The game plan: Attack, ramble, ramble, feebly answer question, followed with an off-topic attack.

[SeattleGirl]

21. And he often didn't answer the freakin' questions!!

GAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[Patsy Stone]

23. This time

he was wandering verbally around the stage. And then he'd come back to some talking point, and smile.

[SeattleGirl]

24. Exactly!

I kept thinking of the onion on the belt story Mama and the Mooks always tell. :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

33. "Now, in those days nickels had pictures of BUMBLEBEES on 'em!"

"'Gimme five bees for a quarter!' we'd say!"

That part never fails to crack me up. It reminds me of Canadian money.

[SeattleGirl]

34. God, me too!

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

28. What I want to know is:

does he astral-project, too? 'Cuz that would be kinda cool.

[SeattleGirl]

37. Gawd, I hope not!

What if he astral-projected himself into one of our showers? :scared:

[RevCheesehead]

41. Eww. No.

I was thinking that he could be at the debate, and also be back in St. Louis, still looking for his bedroom slippers.

[SeattleGirl]

43. Bwahahahaha!

Your visual is MUCH better than mine!

[Patsy Stone]

3. 25 mentions

McCain 21, Obama 4.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

4. McCain called Obama

"Senator Government" at one point. I had to rewind to make sure. :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

9. I heard that, and nearly drove off the road laughing.

:hi: Hi, Patsy. Was it awful on the TV, too?

[Patsy Stone]

16. It was horrible

for McCain. The split screen is not your friend. Obama, cool and smiling; McCain, tight angry and scribbling. I think Paul Begala called him Grumpy McAngry.

[RevCheesehead]

20. Is that two, or three dwarves?

:)

[Berry Cool]

25. My favorite part was where they'd have a split screen and Obama would say something

that would just completely take him aback. Like, that Joe the Plumber's "fee" for not supplying his employees with health insurance would be zero.

"I'm still waiting to hear what that fee would be."

"Well, I'll tell you what it would be. It would be zero."

"Huh?!?!?"

[SeattleGirl]

27. McSame thought he was being ever so clever with that.

Obama stuck a pin into THAT balloon!

[RevCheesehead]

31. Did I also hear a couple of heavy sighs going on?

Tell me it wasn't Bob.

[SeattleGirl]

38. Nope. It was McSame.

:sigh:

[bunny planet]

60. I love the scribbling. You can almost see his advisors in debate prep

begging Grampy to pretend to write something rather than lose his temper and make those faces. Instead, he scribbles and makes faces. What an eedjit.

[RevCheesehead]

5. Would someone please buy the old man a new set of dentures???

I had to listen on the radio (coming home from Dad's), and the ssssssss was ssssssssssssooo annoying!!

And if ya love me, give me some love here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7469111

[Berry Cool]

17. Oh boy, were the choppers a-whistlin' tonight.

:grr:

[SeattleGirl]

19. One of his staffers should have bought him some of this:

[RevCheesehead]

22. He could use some whitener, too.

For his teeth, that is - not his skin.

[SeattleGirl]

26. Exactly, and I have just the thing:

He could just soak 'em overnight! :7

[RevCheesehead]

32. LOL!

Maybe Josephine would be willing to spare him some Comet, too. :7

[Berry Cool]

36. Comet, it makes your teeth so green,

Comet, it tastes like gasoline,
Comet, it makes you vomit,
So get some Comet and vomit today!

(sorry, couldn't resist)

[SeattleGirl]

40. Oh gad, Berry! Ya gave me an ear worm, ya know!

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

45. One thing I always wondered:

Who was it who determined that Comet tastes like gasoline?

I mean, how did they learn this fact and live to tell us? :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

48. Good question!

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

14. Keith called Joe "John McCain's invisible friend."

:rofl:

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

30. Hi guys,

Just checking in before I head off to bed. McSame was a pathetic angry old man tonight. I really wish I could get on MSNBC tonight and watch KO and Rachel but because I'm in Ireland, they won't let me. :cry:

Listening to the talking heads on CNN right now. It's a total blowout for Obama according to their Flash polls.

What was with the Joe the Plumber. I guess I missed that on YouTube. I'll look for it tomorrow.

Well CNN just switched the feed to CNN International, so I'm defintely heading for the bed.

Oh, and BTW Happy Birthday SG. Mine's on Monday...

[RevCheesehead]

35. Hi, Mo!

1. Early Happy Birthday! :party:
2. Have you tried streaming MSNBC live? Someone here has a link.
3. Get home soon - we miss you!!

[SeattleGirl]

42. Hi mo!

Thank you, and an early happy birthday to you!

[Berry Cool]

46. Mo's havin' a birthday?

They must be going around!

[SeattleGirl]

44. Mo, there's a link in this OP to streaming MSNBC online.

I watched it on my laptop last night, and it worked great!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=315x133256

[Berry Cool]

47. Oh yeah...

Happy Early Birthday, Mo! :party:

[bunny planet]

29. Oy, but that jacket with the jeans

Is that the G D Brown sports jacket?

Anyway, I still haven't seen the entire debate. I did catch the Roe v. Wade question and John McCain couldn't have done a worse job with that answer. His heartless cynical remark about the life of the mother was the companion response to Moose Woman's heartless reaction to Joe Biden's choking up about his family. Grotesque. I hear Grampy was on the attack for the first fifteen, then broke down into teeth gritting and eye rolling and 'get off my lawnisms. Andrea Mitchell needs to be off the air, her marriage to Greenspan makes her unacceptable to me as a commentator, especially on the economy.

[RevCheesehead]

49. Hi Bunny!

"Moose Woman" :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

50. This is one of those "love Keith from the waist down" pics.

The jeans? Hot. The GSB jacket? Not so much.

[RevCheesehead]

39. Did anyone catch the stem-cell question?

I thought I heard McGramps say that he does not oppose federal funding for stem-cell research. How's his base gonna react to that??

[Berry Cool]

51. Oh, he'll explain that he meant ADULT stem cells.

That'll soothe the savage beasts. *sigh*

[RevCheesehead]

52. He also said Obama voted against Justice Breyer.

Let's do the time-warp again!

[Berry Cool]

53. "For Joe the Plumber, I'm Keith Olbermann."

Tell me: What planet is Pat Buchanan living on that he thinks Obama/Biden won't have a "mandate" and that people will vote for them only because "they don't want Republicans because of the economy and they will vote for anyone but McCain, but had the crash not happened, McCain/Palin would win"?

It must be some awfully good dope, but I don't want any, because I'm terrified of how it would make me feel. :scared:

[SeattleGirl]

56. I don't think it was pot; I think he may have ingested the LSD.

[Berry Cool]

54. Grampy doesn't know what year he's living in.

I expect next he'll be saying Obama voted against Judge Learned Hand. Which would be a good trick, not only because he was never a Supreme but because he died the month Barack was born.

Fun fact: Learned Hand shared a birthday with Keith. Well, three of 'em, anyway.

[SeattleGirl]

55. .....

[Berry Cool]

57. Trouble is, Gramy never does the jump to the left,

just the step to the right.

[RevCheesehead]

58. I simply hate the fact....

that Tim Curry looks better than me.

[SeattleGirl]

62. Hell, he probably looks better than most of us!

:crazy:

[CC]

65. My mother made me look up when Breyer was

appointed over that. She wanted to be sure which one of them was losing their mind. It wasn't her. :rofl:


Catching up on at least some threads before going to bed. Hope Dad is doing well and that you have a good and relaxing visit with him. :hug:

[bunny planet]

63. Have you guys seen this still picture yet?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4246179

I cannot stop laughing. OMG

[SeattleGirl]

66. I saw him do that right after the debate was over.

What the hell? :rofl:

[bunny planet]

67. I'm still laughing so hard. I woke up my son and now he's asking me if

something is wrong. This picture will make it around the world within the next five minutes. I'm sending it to Mr. Bunny on a biz trip overseas right now.

[CC]

68. A hit and run...

First Happy Birthday Seattle Girl and :woohoo: on the new job. Hope it is going as good as it sounds and that you not only keep it but enjoy it too.


Happy Birthday MO and saw someone else gave you the gift of the link to the live feed from MSNBC. You can catch Keith now.



Please, please don't let me down America. I don't know that I can stand another 4 years of an idiot temper tantrum throwing resident in the WH.

Dear John, GO AWAY. BTW anyone that can string two words together with out tripping over them is eloquent these days after 8 years of idiot son.