KOEB Meeting --2/14/06: Happy Valentine's Day Edition

[Patsy Stone]

[SharonRB]

1. Happy Valentine's Day, Pats

:loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

9. Hiya, Sharon.

Dana's back tonight. Another costume perhaps?

Gotta love that Novak quote!

[ralps]

2. Hi Patsy, Hi Everyone, Happy Valentine's Day you all

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SharonRB]

3. Hi, ralps!

[ralps]

6. Hi SharonRB

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

4. What can you do in 22 hours??

Let's see:

Gather everyone on the ranch in a room.
Take away their cell phones.
Make them sign releases.
Waterboard them to make sure that they wouldn't leak the news.
Wait to see if the guy is gonna die.
Make up a lot of stories.
Not call the WH.

???

Everytime I hear the description of his injuries I think of the Jerky Boys: "I'm only scarred about the face, breast, chest, neck and head..."

[ralps]

5. Have a threesome for hours & hours LOL

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

7. O-tay!

Who's in a Valentine-y mood??? :rofl:

Hi, ralps! :hi:

[SharonRB]

10. All I am is tired, tired, tired

I don't know why I'm so exhausted. I mignt have to go to sleep early and tape
Boston Legal.

[Berry Cool]

11. Me me me me me me me!!!!

:hi: all!

Wow, looks like someone listened to Dan's show today...and heard Keith's valentine to his true love...DAN!!!!! :rofl:

(And the valentine he wrote for Wayne and Janet...I see he's so in love with his own writing that he's going to treat us to it again tonight!)

Hey, check out my "Valentine" for KO in another thread...it's from us. :loveya:

[ralps]

12. Well according to some news stories Cheney, Whittington (sp??), Ms

Armstrong & the female US Amdassador to Switzerland were the 4 people in the "Hunting" party. Makes me wonder just what was going on????? :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Clark2008]

8. Ewwww....

and I'm in a Valentiny mood.

Ewwwww....


:hi: ralps

:loveya:

[ralps]

13. Hi Clark2008, I probably shouldn't have put that image in anyone's mind

So spank me I've been a bad girl. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

16. and, I suppose,

it's more fun when the body's almost dead? Ewwwwwwww....! :evilgrin:

Hi, ralps! :hi:

[ralps]

21. Hi RevCheesehead, I was assuming that Whittington had already been

taken to the hospital, & the 3 of them were back on the ranch trying to figure out their stories or doing something else!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

22. see, my mind is sicker than yours.

I presumed the worst of Darth Cheney. :yoiks:

[ralps]

30. or maybe we just look at things differently. In my teen years I used to

read "Harlequin" Romance novels & then I got into Robert Heinlein novels & SF novels. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[WolverineDG]

86. My money is on

figuring out their stories. Why else would Mrs. Armstrong try to reach her pet reporter at the CC Caller-Times?

dg

[RevCheesehead]

14. No matter how much you try to hide the smell,

shit still smells like shit, even 3 days later (I'm going to embroider that on a pillow).

Hi, everyone! :hi:

To my not-so-secret love, Sparky: :loveya::loveya::loveya:

Oh, and for Keith: :loveya:

[SharonRB]

15. All of a sudden I can't keep my eyes open

Maybe it's the Tylenol PM I took a little while ago. Usually it doesn't do that to me. I think I'm going to go upstairs and watch the rest of the show.

'Nite, everyone.

[RevCheesehead]

17. later, Sharon.

Take good care of yourself... you have a big weekend ahead of you! :hug:

[Berry Cool]

18. 'Nite.

Hey, was anyone listening to Dan's show earlier (before Keith came on) when he said he'd like to put some buckshot in Keith? :rofl:

Poor guy. His love is sooooo unrequited.

on edit: OOOOOOHHHHHHH, SHORT version of new ad!!!!! :loveya:

[WolverineDG]

75. Well

he wouldn't have that problem if he showed up over here.

:loveya: ko, mistakes & all. nice combo on the boss hijack suit tonight. :thumbsup:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

20. Sleep well and wake up feeling great

Don't be sick. :loveya:

[ralps]

23. Good Night SharonRB, get well soon

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[WolverineDG]

36. Good night Sharon!!

Sleep well & I'll see ya Friday!! :hi:

:loveya:

dg

[Olney Blue]

38. Good night, Sharon- get some rest!

[RevCheesehead]

19. Oh, that Countdown Ad!!

With Keith peeking around the corner!!! :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

25. Ask and ye shall receive!

[Clark2008]

27. Awwww

How sweet.

:loveya:

[Berry Cool]

67. Ohhhhhhhh.....

*KLUNKKKKKKKKKK*

(no Bay Airs, please, I'm trying to cut down)

[Patsy Stone]

74. But, what will Rev do to keep her reflexes honed? :) n/t

[RevCheesehead]

28. LOL!

Can you make Sparky appear, too?

Please? :begging smiley:

[Patsy Stone]

32. Yes

But unfortunately only in two dimensions. :)

[RevCheesehead]

37. I'm not proud - I'll take what I can get!

:9 :loveya::loveya: :woohoo:

[seito]

24. Happy Valentine's Day

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

26. Warrior Princess!

Happy :loveya: to you, too!! :hug:

[seito]

48. Hi Rev

:hug:

[Patsy Stone]

57. You too, WP!

:loveya: :hug:

[Patsy Stone]

29. So, it's not just me

That's some strong birdshot! 90 yds away and still able to penetrate clothing and skin!

Le Peu!

[RevCheesehead]

31. Did they really originally say 90 yards?

More like 90 feet - or less. :eyes:

[WolverineDG]

34. KO made a mistake

I think he meant to say "90 feet" not "90 yards," because the only figure I've heard is "30 yards."

dg

[RevCheesehead]

39. yeah - that's almost a whole football field.

No way in hell Cheney's that good of a shot.

[Patsy Stone]

42. Okay

That makes more sense. I've heard different figures over different days.

Hey, DG! :hi:

[WolverineDG]

83. Heya, Pats!

:hi: Happy Valentine's Day!!!

dg

[Berry Cool]

68. You gals are sharp!

Poor Keith...he had to correct himself right and left tonight!

[ralps]

62. Keith's correcting himself

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[ralps]

35. I think Keith misspoke

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[WolverineDG]

33. Happy Valentine's Day All

:hi:

Thanks to Rev & the "give a heart" thing, as well as what the folks at work did, today didn't suck as much as I thought it would. :loveya:

The only bad thing was finding a voice mail on my cell phone from last night...some guy actually called me to wish me a happy valentine's day & I missed it!! :cry:

I hope Mr. Whittington is going to be okay. I wonder how he's going to feel when he finds out Cheney's had his attack dogs blame HIM for getting shot.

And Mr. Texas Monthly has a good point: how could the type of gun used by Cheney have caused that much damage at 30 yards? Methinks Mr. Whittington was a mite closer than that.

dg

[RevCheesehead]

41. So, how did Botany get your cell phone number?

I'm glad this day was better than anticipated. :hug:

[WolverineDG]

72. LOL!!

It wasn't Bot. :)

:hug:

dg

[Olney Blue]

47. Happy Valentine's Day to you too!

:loveya:

[Olney Blue]

40. Hi Patsy! Who is Keith hugging in your photo?

[tatia_s]

44. That's Dan Patrick!

[Patsy Stone]

45. His one and only: Dan Patrick

Hi, Olney! :hi:

[Olney Blue]

50. dupe

:hi:

[Olney Blue]

51. His one and only what?

I'm sorry I don't have a clue who Dan Patrick is!


:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

55. ESPN. Co-host

Then (The Big Show) and now (The Dan Patrick Show) on ESPN radio. :)

[gkhouston]

113. not just his co-host

probably his best friend.

[Patsy Stone]

115. And "big toe"...

[bleever]

43. Happy Valentine's Day the floaty of heart!

:loveya: to the wonkish vixens and the estrogen that will save democracy.


:patriot: :grouphug:

[Patsy Stone]

46. In our own snarky way...

We will prevail.

:loveya:, bleever!

[bleever]

70. Keep the faith, Pats. Don't, Stop, Thinking about Tomorrow.

[Patsy Stone]

76. Uh, oh...

The NSA didn't like this one. :)

[bleever]

87. Funny; it showed for me. Try a different one:

[Patsy Stone]

92. After cutting and pasting and failing and Googling...

Thanks for Bill! :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

49. And yet -

without you, we're just a bunch of girly fans. :hi: :hug:

[bleever]

53. "I complete you."

:rofl:


:hug:

[CBHagman]

114. Yes, power to the people!

(Marching about singing "Solidarity Forever.")

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

52. Arrh! And just for Bleever -

the FedEx pirate makes a Valentine's Day appearance!

Arrrh!

[bleever]

65. Yay! That plus a very special Valentine's Day Scarborough Country!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

66. Is that anything like "A Very Special Episode of Facts of Life?"

Tootie learns that her best friend, Natalie, is a lesbian. An episode you won't want to miss, but be sure to watch with your parents.

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

79. RUN AWAY!!!

The "Very Special Episode" is right on top of the Jump the Shark list! My favorite tell-tale sign: Add Ted McGinley to the cast. :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

54. Hey, Greylyn and Sheridan!

The Golden just won the Sporting Group. I didn't catch the name, but they're from Bellingham, WA.

[RevCheesehead]

84. Hey - the wire-haired daschund has Keith's eyebrows!

I love the doggies. :)

[Patsy Stone]

91. LOL!

Nice. :P

[Greylyn58]

104. I had to work till 9:00pm

and just got home. I set my VCR to tape the show so I wouldn't miss anything. They just mentioned that the Golden had won the Sporting Group. I yelled because Goldens haven't won that many places at Westminster.

I'm excited. I went to the Westminster website and took a look at the Golden. It's a beautiful dog.

Can't wait to see it. :)

[Patsy Stone]

111. Oh, enjoy it!

So bee-yoo-ti-ful!

[ralps]

56. Cool Snarky poem about Wayne Gretsky

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Olney Blue]

58. Keith waited 8 years to declare Kenneth Starr WORST PERSON!!!!!

[RevCheesehead]

59. I loved that - a snark within a snark!

Hi, Olney! :hi:

[Olney Blue]

61. Happy Valentine's Day, Rev!

:loveya:

[ralps]

60. Keith's been waiting for 8 years to say Today's Worst Person in the

World- Kenneth Starr for presenting fake letters from jurors to Ahharnold. (I wanted to drawl his name out) LOL :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

63. HI, COUNTDOWN STAFF!!!!

We know you're reading us!!! :hi: :woohoo:

Keith: :loveya: Be my valentine?? :loveya:

[Botany]

69. I set this table for you but you never stopped over

Happy VD ...... btw fresh gull ball for you too.

[RevCheesehead]

71. Gull ball?

Is that the seafood version of Rocky Mountain Oysters? :rofl:

Hiya, Cuddles! :loveya::hug:

[Botany]

77. opps!

balling by the bay?


desert?

[RevCheesehead]

88. you are such a flirt, Dr. Smooooth.

I'd love some dessert, thanks! :9

BTW - make sure Ms. Stephanie has a copy of Berry's Valentine poem to Keith... it's a good'un!

[spooky3]

93. Ok, so which one of you is taking Keef out for VD tonight?

[RevCheesehead]

96. Not me - I don't have the V.D.

The others can answer for themselves. :D

Hiya, spooky! :hi:

[WolverineDG]

81. If they are

they're very very tiny.... :rofl:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

78. Loved it! I didn't know where to go, but I knew

someone would step up and run with the Gull Ball. :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

80. You're too late.

Dan already read on the air an email he got from some "Mindy in Las Vegas" in which she expressed how much she enjoyed listening to Keith's sports opinions all these years but was even happier she could now see him on Countdown and also listen to him on Dan's show and loves hearing him twice a day and asked him to "Be mine." He said it was sweet and thanked her so wonderfully.

I think that was about the time I smashed in my radio. Or cursed the fact that I'm too busy working during the day to be calling or emailing anyone. ("Uh, could you hold that work you want me to do for a few hours? I'm trying to reach Keith here. Please, have some sense of priorities.")

[RevCheesehead]

90. "Mindy in Las Vegas" is probably code.

Something to do with showgirls and STD's. Count on it. :evilgrin:

[ralps]

64. LOL Happy Valentine's Day Said in a Really snarky way to Tom & Katie

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

73. Yeah, but we know he was REALLY saying it to us!!!!

Along with that secret coded message about...OK, just kidding. Sorry, Keith. (I get the feeling that for him joking about secret coded messages is like joking when you go through the airport metal detector. And if it isn't, it probably is to Agent Mike.)

[WolverineDG]

82. As someone who has been stalked

yes it is.

just sayin'

dg

[Berry Cool]

89. Sorry, Wolfie. And Keith.

Can't say I've ever been stalked, although I can say that there was this one guy who kept calling me and trying to get something started with me for months and months and months after having met me only one time. I couldn't figure out why he kept trying for months when I never showed any interest.

Eventually the point became moot because I moved out of state!

[tatia_s]

95. I've been stalked before, too

I had to get a restraining order against the guy.

[Berry Cool]

103. Yuck.

And I heard those things aren't worth the paper they're printed on. :scared:

[tatia_s]

110. Thankfully

Just the existence of the order was enough to get him to leave me alone.

[WolverineDG]

112. Sometimes that's all it takes

Just the threat that they could go to jail for bothering you is enough to get them to leave you alone. I still keep my phone number out of the book & information & only people I know & trust get my cell #.

dg

[WolverineDG]

85. Note to Mr. Texas Monthly

Mr. Whittington was taken to Kingsville first because it was the closest hospital. Think: stabilize the patient. He was then flown to Christus Spohn in CC, where he is now.

dg

[crispini]

94. Hi ya'll!

Here late but just wanted to put my two cents in to say HI and that photo you found in the opening post is GREAT :loveya: and it sounds like it was a good show tonight and I hope I can stay up for it 'cause I'm really tired from yoga today.


:loveya::toast: HAPPY VD TO K O AND ALL THE E D V 's! :loveya::toast:

[RevCheesehead]

97. Hi, Crispi!

All that yoga, you must be hungry:

[crispini]

98. OMG those look great!

I'll have to look for them next time I go to Whole Foods. Yum! Have you had them, are they tasty?

How was your V-Day, Rev? Mine was pretty decent, all in all. I got nice valentines hearts here, I did kick-ass in yoga today, AND I found out my mom doesn't have to have heart surgery tomorrow! They think maybe she's better for good! :thumbsup! Keep your fingers crossed!

[RevCheesehead]

99. So glad to hear the good news about your mom!

I know that must be a big relief to all of you! :hug:

My day was weird. I got up and sent off valentines to people I promised them to (from my lounge post), then started coughing. Ended up puking for half an hour, and have spent most of the day in bed. Sadly, alone... unless I can include Binky.

On a brighter note, my brother is visiting Mom & Dad today. Bless him - his timing is perfect!

Stay up for the show - it's worth it! :loveya:

[crispini]

100. Oh no! That doesn't sound good!

Did you take something to settle your stomach? Ginger is good! Do you have a cold and is that's what's making you sick? or do you have a tummy bug? Poor Rev! :hug:

I must have missed that Lounge thread... how sweet, you just sent valentines out to everyone? that's so cool! :yourock:

[RevCheesehead]

101. Yeah - funny story about that thread.

It was a mockery copycat of someone's "Dammit, this year I demand a valentine." So, you know, kill 'em with kindness and all... And I'd like to think that in some way, it may have helped to bring about all the love-sharing going on. :)

I think this is a 24-hour thing. At least, I hope so. Sleep was my best friend.

[crispini]

102. Well, good. Feel better.

That's such a neat idea about the Valentines! Very very cool! :thumbsup:

[Berry Cool]

105. Happy about how things are going for you, crispi.

MY fun today consisted of eating the excess candy some people at work got from their Valentines. What can I say? I'm a sorry creature. :shrug:

[crispini]

106. You're wearing four Valentines though, isn't that sweet?

Mmmmm.... candy... I have a box of Samoas in the other room.... too bad I already brushed my teeth! :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

108. Such wonderful news!

:hug: Everything's crossed for you both. :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

107. Hi, crispi!

I saw the good news about your new Dem! :toast: What a wonderful Valentine's present. :loveya:

[crispini]

109. A very nice Valentine's day present.

One Dem at a time! :toast: