KOEB - 7/12/06 - You can't spell asset without.... you know... edition

[SharonRB]

[Berry Cool]

1. Hi Sharon and all others!

:hi: I'm LIKING this suit combo! :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

3. I think I am too

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

24. Nice tie as well!

:hi: Pats!!

What? Rummy mocks a soldier asking why NYC has brand new equipment & he, in the war zone, doesn't?

:grr: :grr: :grr:

How long before we're rid of these assholes again?????

dg

[Patsy Stone]

28. Too long

for children and other living things.

:hi:, DG!

[Patsy Stone]

For this thread, much thanks.

:hi:

[SharonRB]

4. LOL

:rofl:

A bit of comic relief I'm sure to come later.

[RevCheesehead]

15. Amen, sister.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

18. The Cheese is in!

:hi:

[ralps]

2. Hi SharonRB, Hi Everyone, "I just wanted to touch him like a kitten"??????

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :shrug:

[SharonRB]

5. Gotta watch BB more closely

[SharonRB]

9. We can skip the valuable tool joke?

There's your comic relief -- thanks!

[Patsy Stone]

16. There should have been

a snare drum rim shot after that. :rofl:

[SharonRB]

20. Badoom boom

[Olney Blue]

49. She was fantastic!

[gkhouston]

95. yes, but her makeup is ghastly.

x( She doesn't have to be a beauty queen or anything but damn, it was distractingly awful and vaguely hag-like.

[Clark2008]

6. I'd like to protect every petting zoo in the country.

:rofl:

Good one, Barbara! :thumbsup:

[Patsy Stone]

10. That was a great line.

Barbara: :loveya:

:hi:, Clark!

[gkhouston]

96. especially Congress? n/t

[ralps]

7. I'm glad Keith's talking to Barbara Boxer, & I hope she'll Not campaign

for Holey Joe in the primary!!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Greylyn58]

8. Evening All

Hope everyone is doing well. Keith is looking great as always.

[RevCheesehead]

30. Hi Greylyn!

How's our fuzzy buddy Sheridan doing? :hi:

[Greylyn58]

59. Okay for the most part

but he has a growth that has developed on one side of his mouth that is causing him some problems. The vet said is could be cancerous, but they wouldn't know until it was removed. Trouble is I don't have the money to have the surgery done. I barely have enough money to take care of myself. I'm just sick about it.

I've have been trying to find a better job(more money, health care, etc.)but can't even get an interview with anyone. I've never had such problems before. I can't even get my current crappy employer to give me full time even tho' they are giving full time to others. I'm a great employee,my work is great(so I've been told, just not great enough to give full time to)

Sorry...didn't mean to go on so, but I've been so depressed over everything...

[RevCheesehead]

62. Oh, sweetie.

I'll keep you in my prayers. :hug:

[Berry Cool]

70. Me too. I just have a feeling something is going to work out

so you can get Sheridan what he needs.

[gkhouston]

97. me three

:grouphug:

[Olney Blue]

78. I'm sorry you are going through such a tough time.

:hug:

[Clark2008]

11. BTW - I must be on the terrorist watch list because I've

been to the Mule Day parade in Columbia, TN, the Old McDonald Petting Zoo in Huntsville, AL and the Sweetwater (TN) Flea Market.

:crazy:

[Olney Blue]

80. Yes, I find that extremely suspicious, Clark!

[gkhouston]

98. nah, that don't count atall.

They know you wuz jis lookin' fur a boyfrien'. ;-)

[RevCheesehead]

12. Hi, KOEBabes (and the men who love us)

:hi:

Keith: :loveya:

[WolverineDG]

27. Heya Rev!

:hi:

And for Keith: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

53. Hi, Wolvie!

Did ya see Keith toss the papers? He did that for me. I asked him to... or, I think I did. I can't remember. But it was for ME!!

[SharonRB]

55. But did he knock on his desk first?

:hi: Rev

[RevCheesehead]

58. Of course.

Three times, then four. To spell out my last name. O8)

[SharonRB]

63. Then I'm sure it was for you and you alone, Rev

[RevCheesehead]

65. Thank you.

He has loved me for forever. :sniff: Or was that Sparky?

[WolverineDG]

83. Cool!

Let me know when you start your blog "For this paper toss, much thanks" so I can post an anonymous comment on it. :evilgrin:

BTW, you do know he wears gray just for *ME*.

dg

[Patsy Stone]

85. Back off, Bitches!

He's mine! MINE!!!

[RevCheesehead]

86. No, dear....

that was his mattress.

[SharonRB]

88. ROFLMAO

:rofl:

(Sorry, Pats, it was too funny.)

[Patsy Stone]

91. It was!

I didn't get here fast enough to laugh in the proper place.

:rofl:

[WolverineDG]

89. Oh go run over another mattress, why don'tcha?

You're married, we're single. Deal with it. HE'S OURS! :evilgrin:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

93. GMTA, Wolvie.

:toast:

Besides, she's also got Jon Stewart, too. Greedy, greedy, greedy. :banghead:

[Patsy Stone]

94. Waaaah.

I think I'll go eat worm lasagne...

Botany?

[gkhouston]

99. only on the moon, space-queen.

But why should I care? I don't get a turn, anyway. :cry:

[SharonRB]

13. These asshats just want our country to be literally destroyed

They just don't care about protecting it, despite what their mantra is.

[Botany]

14. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav EDV?

Drive by Blog ....
Have to go to the pool w/ son ..... must keep buff for Mama :rofl:


:hi: Steph .... I kid ... I kid

[Berry Cool]

17. Well, it's sure a relief to know that if I go to a petting zoo

I will be safe from Terra. :scared:

[Berry Cool]

22. Protecting mental health is not Mr. O'Reilly's strong point to begin with

:rofl: KO done KO'ed Billo again!!!!!

[ralps]

19. LOL A commentator of large mouth & small brain!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

21. Another zinger

:hi:, ralps!

[ralps]

23. Hi Patsy, It was a good one

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

31. I love the ironic tinge Keith used to pronounce the word "news"

when he spoke of "Fox 'News' Channel"! :loveya:

[Clark2008]

26. BOR deserves ever zing he's zanged.

:hi:

[ralps]

25. Rudy Guliani campaigning for Rick "man on dog" Santorum???? well i guess

he has to attract the wingnut base somehow?? :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :scared: :shrug:

[AlCzervik]

29. hola all! I finally have the tv!! Love the contempt in his voice when he

said--"Fox news's Special report"

[Clark2008]

33. It sounded like he almost said, "Fox Snooze"

LOL!

[Patsy Stone]

32. Oh, such a hard interview with Brit, Novakula.

You suck so bad.

And... what's with David's tie?

[RevCheesehead]

35. It's a candy cane, with liberal blue for emphasis.

[Patsy Stone]

37. Also, as time goes on...

David looks more and more like Sam the Eagle:



Still: :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

39. I went to high school with Sam's brother....

Tim, the uni-brow caveman. :D

[ralps]

46. I wonder if Tim is related to Steph "uni-brow" Miller??

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

47. Egads, I hope not!

:scared: He was, for lack of a better term, "butt-ugly."

[ralps]

56. I hope not too! That might be too horrifying for Botany!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :scared:

[RevCheesehead]

61. 'Zactly.

Besides, I'm pretty sure Tim is a repuke.

[Patsy Stone]

84. This guy?

You could do worse. He's a lawyer. :)

[RevCheesehead]

90. Yeah, but with a buzz cut.

[Clark2008]

40. Except Sam the Eagle seems more real

somehow.

:)

[Berry Cool]

64. David's just jealous of Keith because

nobody is trying to auction off David's ties on eBay.

[gkhouston]

100. what's with John Dean's ties?

Seems like he's only got two -- the red one and the green one. The red one's good, but I hate the green one he wore on The Daily Show last night. It's like a Life-Saver on steroids or something. I was watching this little video at vacation bible school today where one of the characters breaks a leg out in the middle of nowhere and they need to improvise a cast. Lo and behold! here are these green strips of fabric to tie the splints to the victim's leg that look just like John Dean's tie and I'm thinking, "great! It's gone for good!!" and the teacher next to me can't understand why splinting someone's leg is so amusing. :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

103. And it's only Wednesday.

By Friday, you'll be looking out the window, rocking back and forth, muttering softly "the B-I-B-L-E, yes, that's the book for me....." :scared:

[Patsy Stone]

34. I said last night that Shuster was dressing Keith

and I'm sticking to it. Look at them! Twins!

[SharonRB]

38. Almost, but KO's tie isn't so in your face

It's much more toned down than David's.

[RevCheesehead]

41. If it were in her face,

I'm sure we'd read about it.... somewhere. :evilgrin:

[WolverineDG]

50. ::snork::

:spray:


dg

[AlCzervik]

42. i wish it was in my face.

:D

[RevCheesehead]

36. Novak's looking awfully frail....

I mean, more so than usual. You don't suppose someone's poisoning him, do ya?

[AlCzervik]

43. not casting a shadow for all these years is really catching up with him

[RevCheesehead]

44. LOL!

:spray:

[Patsy Stone]

51. And the dirt he needs?

To sleep in? Paved over for a condo.

:hi:

[AlCzervik]

54. LOL!!! rimshot please!

[Berry Cool]

57. I love that title..."RUN RUN RUDOLPH..."

The staff is hot today!

[Olney Blue]

45. Hi Sharon et al. Hope you are well tonight~

:hi:

[SharonRB]

48. Hi, Olney

:hi:

[Clark2008]

52. OK - Keith's playing The Wiggles' "At the Australian Zoo"

:rofl:

(My husband is a big fan of the Wiggles. LMAO! He likes to sing "Big Red Car." :rofl:)

[Berry Cool]

67. Maybe he is, but he tossed those papers for ME! ME, I tell you!

Don't believe what anyone else says!

[RevCheesehead]

69. a*HEM!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=315&topic_id=52044&mesg_id=52098

[Berry Cool]

74. Keep repeating your lies, Rev. Doesn't make 'em true.

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

[Olney Blue]

60. Rudy and Rick- what an odd couple.

[Olney Blue]

66. Keith can pronounce "asterisk"- gotta love him.

:loveya:

[SharonRB]

68. Ya think so, Howie?

Of course it will come from this show if nowhere else.

[RevCheesehead]

71. Oh, Bud...

It's time to retire, doncha think?

[Patsy Stone]

72. Barnard Hughes...

Aw, RIP.

:loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

73. Awww, Bob Hartley's dad died.

RIP, Barnard Hughes.

[Patsy Stone]

75. :(

I know.

[Berry Cool]

76. Aww...it was a pairs competition tonight...and Laura AND Bill-O won!!!!

Don't they make a cute couple??

Love how KO called them (or was it just her?) "my nightmare." Bet that starts a new rumor..."Karmabites is Laura Ingraham!"

[SharonRB]

77. You read my mind, Berry

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

82. OK, so now we know an important fact about Keith.

He's never going to attempt to kiss a cat's belly.

Aw, Keith, you're missing out on one of the great pleasures in life!

Oh well, Keith's done and now it's off to Scarborough Country where Joe is tackling the pressing issue of $cientology in Hollywood!

[RevCheesehead]

92. It all depends on what the cat's doing at the time.

And whether or not the claws have been trimmed. Mee-OUCH!

[Gogi]

104. Only if I want a face full of claws!

My cat would call that 'PLAYTIME'! Once, when he was a kitten, he laid above my head on my pillow and suddenly clenched all his claws into my scalp plus took a mouthfull of hair! Last time he attacked my head and he also learned to stay away from my feet.

[Patsy Stone]

79. Does Carey Fox still have a job?

There hasn't been a newsletter in forever. Just askin'.

[SharonRB]

81. Good point

Maybe he's (she's?) on vacation.

[Patsy Stone]

87. He

And he may also be lazy. :)

We miss you, Carey!

[gkhouston]

102. we liked watching you nearly lose your lunch

on the roller-coaster. :evilgrin:

[gkhouston]

101. I'm wondering if he's on an extended vacation

or maybe he's doing a different job for them now? :shrug:

I miss getting the newsletter.

[Patsy Stone]

105. It's been a long time, that's for sure.

I do too. Although the surprise of what he's covering is nice too.