Keith: I think we all know now why he's still in Los Angeles.

[Berry Cool]

Oh well, it could have been innocent. :shrug:

But there's only one reason he could possibly suddenly be so interested in hanging out on the West Coast. And I seriously doubt the Angels or the Dodgers have anything to do with it.

Cue up the "Guys and Dolls" music...da rumahs are true!!!!

What's playing at the Roxy?
I'll tell you what's playing at the Roxy.
A picture about a New York man who falls in love with a California girl
And he sacrifices everything just because he thinks she’s foxy.
That's what's playing at the Roxy.

What's in the Daily News? I'll tell you what's in the Daily News.
Story about a man shouting out to a young lady
On his TV show and now he’ll have to pay some dues.
That's what's in the Daily News.

What's happening all over?
I'll tell you what's happening all over.
Guy there talking on your television set
That used to be something of a rover.

That's what's happening all over.

Love is the thing that has nipped him.
Yes, it looks like Keith is just another victim.

Yes, sir!

When you see an East Coast guy on the West Coast, it’s no lie
You can bet that he's doing it for some doll.
When he does his show long distance, although it’s a pain
Chances are he's insane as only a John can be for a Jane.
When you meet a gent who another week has spent
A vacation involving something besides beisbol,
Call it sweet, call it skanky,
But it's a better bet than the Yankees
That the guy's only doing it for some doll.

When you see a Jay reporting news from LA
You can bet the real news is that Jay’s got a doll.
When a Keith buys Merlot that’s the best he can afford
It's a cinch that the bum is under the thumb of some little broad.
When you meet a news anchor who on the air does thank her
For some type of celebrity baby folderol
Call it hell, call it heaven
But it's probable twelve to seven
That the guy's only doing it for some doll.

When you see a sport missing his ESPN reports
Make a bet that he's missing ‘em for some doll.
When a guy wears an outfit with stripes going every way
Who the hell do you think is gonna straighten ‘em out someday?
When a guy like KO has to transfer his show
From Secaucus to the land of La-La-Lol,
Call it dumb, call it clever
Ah, but you can get odds forever
That the guy's only doing it for some doll
Some doll, some doll
The guy's only doing it for some doll!

[bleever]

1. Oh. My. Goodness.

Her name is Berry Bush,
And you don't have to push,
And don't even think you can make her shush.
Can write;
Can write;
It's clear that the girl can write.
Don't mess with the man who smites;
Can write,
She can write.


:applause:

[RevCheesehead]

2. You two!

:rofl:
:rofl:

[crispini]

3. ROFL!

Inspired, both of ya'll! :applause:

[WolverineDG]

4. That's great!

:thumbsup:

If true, good for him!

dg

[Berry Cool]

5. Hey, it's only a theory

but it was fun writing the song to go with it.

[Patsy Stone]

6. This is a riot!

Does Steph know he's married? We'd better tell her -- she's gonna be inconsolable.

Can we do South Pacific next?

There is nothin' like a dame,
Nothin' in the world,
There is nothin' you can name
That is anythin' like a dame!

There are no books like a dame,
And nothin' looks like a dame.
There are no drinks like a dame,
And nothin' thinks like a dame,
Nothin' acts like a dame,
Or attracts like a dame.
There ain't a thing that's wrong with any man here
That can't be cured by pullin' him near
A girly, womanly, female, feminine dame!

:thumbsup:

[babylonsister]

7. That is so GOOD, and funny! I'm impressed by your lyrical talent! nt

[spooky3]

8. I'm sorry to be so dense, but who is the lucky doll?

[Berry Cool]

9. We don't know that there even is one.

We're just having fun.

[spooky3]

10. OK!!! Thanks.