local shul's weekly joke

[Hawkeye-X]

Here are the top 10 Jewish Country Music Award song titles:

10. "You're the Lox My Bagel's Been Missin'"
9. "I Was Among the Chosen People ('Til She Chose Somebody Else)"
8. "I've Got My Foot On The Glass, Where Are You?"
7. "My Darlin's a Schmendrick and I'm All Verklempt"
6. "Stand by Your Mensch"
5. "Eighteen Tons and What'ya Get, Another Day Older and Deeper in Tsuris"
4. "I Balanced Your Books, Now You're Breaking My Heart"
3. "That Shiksa Done Made Off with My Heart Like a Goniff"
2. "The Second Time She Said 'Shalom', I Knew She Meant 'Goodbye'"
1. "Mama Don't Let Your Ungrateful Son Grow Up to Be a Cowboy (When
He Could Very Easily Have Just Taken Over the Family Hardware Business
that My Own Grandfather Broke His Back To Start and My Father Sweated
Over for Years

[Lurking Dem]

1. LOL!

Thanks! I needed that!

[rockymountaindem]

2. #2 is great!

[Hawkeye-X]

4. That one is from East Side Orthodox :)

You know that one

[Behind the Aegis]

3. LMAO!

:rofl:

Those are great!