Another Jewish Harry Potter Parody

[Ian David]

Harry Plotzer and the Sanhedrin's Stone

A Jewish parody of the first book of the kosher adventures of the Hogwarts hero.
by Doug Brook

Harry Plotzer was far from a perfectly normal boy, thank you very much. He lived a dreary life, serving the whim of his aunt and uncle, and suffering at the hands of their intolerable son.

But on another dreary day, which happened to be his eleventh birthday, his life changed forever. Haggid, a giant of a man, appeared with a giant of a story about Harry, his long-lost parents, and his past: "Harry, you're a Kabbalist."

Now that he was two years from reaching the age of Bar Mitzvah, Harry was to enroll in the Hogschwartz School of Mystics and Kabbalah.

But Harry knew nothing of Kabbalah, or of his parents' being mystics. His aunt and uncle sheltered him from all that "getting back to nature" mysticism.

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