It only took me three years of complaining, six weeks of dithering, two weeks of looking in every shop and on every site I could find, and four solid hours of shopping to get it right.
It's ordered from a local shop. It will be here next week.
I hate my stump-jumper. Even with more shocks than my car has, it's uncomfortable to ride, and it makes my back and arms hurt. But my ex was big on the mountain biking thing, and when my last bike bit the dust - frame cracked in an accident - I just replaced it with an equivalent model. Stupid move.
What I always wanted was something that was hard to find three years ago and is now becoming ubiquitous: the street cruiser. I need a bike that does well on pavement, has few gears (because I don't use them anyway), can deal with panniers and baskets, fenders, rain and lets me sit up straight. Something that goes slow and steady and that won't make me worry that I'm going to hurt myself if I have to put my feet down suddenly.
And when I was a little girl, I always wanted a pink bicycle with streamers and a basket. (Never got it - military brats usually have disposable bikes, because shipping them is a pain.)
Here's a bike that's a lot like my new one:
