The Rapture Right is saved... but what about their pets?

[Shredr]

http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=228118


I just happened upon this while googling around. Made me laugh. My favorite is, "I remind my pets often to PRAISE their MAKER & CREATOR as Psalm 150 says."




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[Ioo]

1. It will be another thing we the "left behind" will have to clean up.

but at least we will not have to deal with these damn people

[benburch]

2. Oh My Dog!

That is HILARIOUS.

Don't these people understand how STUPID they are?

[walldude]

3. Only pets that have taken Jesus Christ to be their personal savior

will be raptured. Born again pets... Bwhahahahahahaha

[Ghost in the Machine]

5. but... but.... but.... didn't you read "All dogs go to Heaven"??

:rofl:

[walldude]

7. Bwhahaha.. no but I saw the movie, does that count?

:toast: :rofl:

[Ghost in the Machine]

8. yes, seeing the movie counts too...

:toast: :hi:

[ellie]

4. Haven't these people

ever heard of "doggy heaven?" Exactly where do they think pets go? What a bunch of maroons. I wish they would leave already.

[Shredr]

6. "My other car is the Rapture"

That... pretty much says it all...

[Generic Other]

9. Oh good gravy train! Everyone knows that only "saved" pets go to heaven

Those fundies need to call their pastors and demand pet baptism today!!!

All Catholics by the way should expect their pets to spend eternity in a black abyss called limbo.

[geardaddy]

10. These people make me sick

Look at this a-hole.

<snip>
I think all of creation will be evidenced in Heaven. That is with the possible exception of cats. They are too sneaky to be of God.
</snip>

If God created everything, then who created cats, you numbskull?

[Quantess]

16. Some people refer to tomatoes as

"devil's apples". So when a heathen like me goes to hell, at least I'll still get to eat tomatoes.

Cats are too sneaky.... As if humans aren't sneaky.
Yes, cats need to ask Jesus for redemption. :eyes:
On second thought, how can we be sure they aren't engaging in silent prayer? :rofl:

[hobbit709]

11. Remember: Dog spelled backwards is

GOD!

[Renew Deal]

13. Praise the Lord.

It's a miracle that you found that. Bless you!!! See you on the other side. O8)

[Renew Deal]

12. Shit, now I have to worry about the cats?

[LibertyLover]

14. Loved this post

"I think all of creation will be evidenced in Heaven. That is with the possible exception of cats. They are too sneaky to be of God."

Is this Ashcroft posting on the rapture I wonder?

[On the Road]

15. Well, the Book of Acts Says:

"Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and you will be saved, you and your house." Not indication it's limited to human members of the house.

Of course to a literalist, it might include the actual building, too -- that's why Jesus said "in my Father's house there are many mansions."

:smoke:

[geardaddy]

17. I made up a bumper sticker today

That should be stuck to every X-tian wing nut's bumper.

[Shredr]

18. Brilliant!