Pet Goat on CNN Now kid you not.

[lonestarnot]

Well over now. It was that quick. P. 159 of the book which I didn't catch.

[Nikki Stone 1]

1. It had 159 pages?

Really?

[lonestarnot]

4. My Pet Goat story started on page 159 of some book they named

but I missed the name of the book.

[Nikki Stone 1]

11. I was gonna say. 159 pages about a goat...

What is there to say after awhile? :)

[SpiralHawk]

24. You are obviously not a member of occult Skull & Boner cabal

like George AWOL Bush, or you would understand PERFECTLY why there are 159 pages of riveting data about pet goats.

Next incarnation, try belonging to an evil occult cabal like the Skull & Boners.

On second thought, that's a crappy idea. Forget I said that.

Try incarnating instead, maybe, as a flower arranger. Yeah, maybe that's a better idea.



...Excuse me now, while I whip out to the neighborhood exorcist to get rid of the EVIL
Skull & Boner Rays that are messing up my mind....

[Sapphire Blue]

20. Reading Mastery - Level 2 Storybook 1 (Reading Mastery: Rainbow Edition)

http://www.amazon.com/Reading-Mastery-Level-Storybook-Rainbow/dp/0026863553/sr=1-1/qid=1158009783/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-9792948-2967362?ie=UTF8&s=books

(Scroll down to read the reviews :) )

[Nikki Stone 1]

21. Thanks

I'll have to look now.

[Nikki Stone 1]

22. Oh my God! They're hilarious!

This is must look. Good Lord!

Edited to add:

This one has to be my fave. :)

Great Goat Stuff, December 25, 2005

A Kid's Review
Hi I am only 12, but I can read and watch TV at the same time. Here is what I do. When I am watching TV and reading and a bomb drops on New York I stop reading and turn on more TVs. I had a goat but my dad sold it for food money. I wish the president would get me a goat. The book is not too good. Thank you.

[Nutmegger]

23. !

[lonestarnot]

26. SB I have sure missed you! You always seem to make the

day better! The world can't do without people like you. :7

[AndyA]

2. Sounds like a big book. Bush would have been there for months

reading it to the kids. He don't understand no big words, ya know...

[lonestarnot]

5. Yes, too big for bushitler. Took him 20 minutes to just find the page

on which to start sounding out the words.

[kenny blankenship]

3. Are they hawking a Commemorative Special 9-11 Edition of it now?

Act now, this is a limited time offer! This Fifth Year Commemorative 9-11 Special Edition of My Pet Goat, embossed and individually signed by the Secretary of Homeland Security, will not be offered again. You will not see this unique patriot's collector item for sale in any store!

[lonestarnot]

7. Don't know the purpose behind the disclosure on CNN.

:shrug: Perhaps they are considering a commemorative 9/11 special edition. :rofl:

[tk2kewl]

6. "Kid" you not... I get it! :-D

:rofl:

[lonestarnot]

9. tee hee! Someone got it! Yeah!

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

8. didn't see it but i got your pun.

[lonestarnot]

10. You didn't miss much, but I was rather astonished to see it.

[berni_mccoy]

12. More Info on THE PET GOAT

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pet_Goat

"The Pet Goat" (erroneously known as "My Pet Goat") is a children's story contained in the book Reading Mastery II: Storybook 1, by Siegfried Engelmann and Elaine C. Bruner (ISBN 0-02-686355-3). The book is part of the thirty-one volume Reading Mastery series published by the SRA Macmillan early-childhood education division of McGraw-Hill. It uses the direct instruction teaching style.

[Justyce]

13. Looking at that picture of him, he's

aged a LOT since then! Must be stressful to be so hated.

[berni_mccoy]

15. I just noticed, what the hell is that white thing in his lap?

[FunkyLeprechaun]

16. It's part of the little girl's hairband.

n/t

[lonestarnot]

14. That would be the one. Thanks berni!

[Balbus]

18. I think you're the first person I've seen on this board...

call this book by it's correct name. Well done.

[Lisa]

17. maybe he's thinking how the goat would be a better prez?

I've read that story. Sorry to write a plot spoiler -- but the goat is a greedy, destructive creature who redeems himself by saving the family from a criminal! So he is forgiven.

Bush, though, will not be.

[lonestarnot]

19. Bushitler has no redeeming quality about him. He has demeaned

THE Pet Goats worldwide and he never even read past the first page.

[calimary]

25. I've got yer Pet Goat RIGHT HERE, (she said, shamelessly):

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2822576

Whether bush likes it or not, "The Pet Goat" will ALWAYS be part of the September 11th tapestry.

[lonestarnot]

27. Yes it will and I'm going to make sure we're reminded today!

I even got help from CNN! and oh on edit thanks for the link to that fantastic article.