Real men of Genius: Mr. National Security Agency Eavesdropper (parody ad)

[BushOut06]

Today we salute you, Mr. National Security Agency Eavesdropper!
You sift through thousands of phone conversations,
Looking for any signs of of terrorist activity.
Al Qaeda, Hamas, vegetarians, Michael Moore –
any one of them could be planning the next big attack.
(backing chorus: Oh-ohhhh, I think I hear a terrorist!)
Search warrant? You don’t need no stinkin’ search warrant!
We’re at war! Times have changed since 9-11, you know.
(backing chorus: oh yeah, we ain’t going back!)
So crack open a Bush Light, Mr. National Security Agency Eavesdropper,
Because our torture prisons just aren’t full enough yet.

Damned, I'm glad to see this site back up. You have no idea how long I've been sitting on this just waiting to post it!

[BushOut06]

1. re-titled and kicked

C'mon folks, I'm trying to put a little effort into these things. If you like this one, I'll do another one about Mr. Secret Torture Prison Interrogator }(

[BushOut06]

2. re-kick

1 vote, but no replies? Folks, I got lots of material to work with here. I could probably keep cranking these things out. I even showed this one to my normally conservative boss and he got a kick out of it (then again, he also thinks Bush has overstepped his bounds).

[BushOut06]

4. 3rd and final kick for this one

I'm thinking of doing another one called Real Men of Genius: Mr. State of the Union Speechwriter

[dog_lovin_dem]

3. Outstanding!

The only commercials worth listening to and yours is BETTER than the originals! K&R

edited to add: Keep 'em coming!