BREAKING RITA COSBY MSNBC: PUPPIES! Threat to National Security!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

LOL.

No Shit.

[FreedomAngel82]

1. Puppies??

[lovechild]

2. Yes

- the raw ingredient that gets converted into heroin

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Puppies are the raw ingredient that gets converted into heroin?

BTW, Rita "Chain Smoking Sea Lion" Cosby is a threat to national freaking sanity.

[lovechild]

15. Oh wait

Isn't it Bush senior's nickname? Puppy?

[FreedomAngel82]

27. Poppy actually

Welcome to Du.

[laheina]

14. Hi lovechild!

Welcome to DU!! :hi:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

3. Puppies and DRUGS! Be afraid of puppies now, America!

The stupidity never ends.

[AlCzervik]

4. It must have been painful when she had her sense of shame removed.

[DRoseDARs]

18. We can only hope it was. n/t

[masshole]

5. Who's puppies?

What puppies?
Where the hell did I dine?

[Patsy Stone]

6. Puppies Can Kill!!

Yes, now there will be a "War on Puppies". :crazy:

[autorank]

8. You don't mean those "dead puppies" Dr. Demento warned us of?

:scared:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

13. No, the firesign theater ones.... The ones that had...

mean things done to them with forks!

Look over here! Nothing happening in Iraq!~

[AlCzervik]

17. "Aren't much fun"

[eShirl]

25. they don't come when you call

they don't chase squirrels at all...

[ShortnFiery]

26. and, you know what?

"Dead Puppies Aren't Much Fun" :crazy:

[autorank]

30. You have all moved me so much...happy childhood memories.

Not dead, just behind bars. Puppy Gitmo.

[stop the bleeding]

9. did her balls drop yet or is she still raspy as ever???

:beer:

[AlCzervik]

12. rofl!!!!!!

[lovechild]

10. Is there a woman alive less attractive than Rita Cosby?

Something about her is repulsive, like someone you are afraid might puke on you.

[Janice325]

20. Sorry,

but I cut Rita Skeeter a lot of slack. To me, she's not nearly as bad as Ann Coulter. :puke:
Don't get me wrong, I do find Rita as annoying as hell.

[Ksec]

11. Ive always sensed puppies were evil

And now Im sure of it. Satan and his puppies are the root of all evil.

[Kerrytravelers]

16. The real fear we must all watch carefully is...

...bears...

[laheina]

22. I'd be afraid if I was a bear.

:grr:

They deserve to be protected.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

29. Colbert, is that you???? lol!!!!

:shrug: ;)

[MissB]

19. That will be the Florida preacher's defense.

[Poiuyt]

21. HERE THEY COME!!!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

23. Damn you!!!!!! Why frighten us like this?

(My dog, 6 mos. ago)

[JerseygirlCT]

24. Did she run out of missing blonde girls?

Geez, you'd think nothing was happening in the world.

Scary to think of what's next, isn't it?

[land of the free]

28. the puppies must be kidnapping the rich blonde girls.

The original poster gets props for me for being able to sit through Rita's show. I can't stand her voice (or the so-called content of her show). As soon as Olbermann ends and tosses it over to her, and I hear that horrible voice, the paint starts peeling off my walls.

I'm guessing you must have a rare combination of a good sense of humor and an unbelievably high level tolerance for pain.

Maybe we could come up with a Rita Cosby drinking game... every time she asks a vapid question we take a drink. "So, your daughter has been missing for three months, and you have no leads. Does it bother you?"

[JerseygirlCT]

33. I got as far as the promo... that's all the info I needed.

I, too, turn the set off as soon as Keith is done.

Ugh. She's AWFUL!

[radfringe]

31. no puppies - hamsters...

oldie but goodie

[Hissyspit]

32. I saw the promo for that after Olbermann.

I rolled my eyes and turned the channel.