Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?

[Acebass]

This is very long so, to not offend, I only posted the first few questions. You can, however, read the entire piece here :
http://politicalswitchboard.invisionzone.com/index.php?act=ST&f=209&t=8646&st=0

Questions and Answers about Foreign Policy (and the U.S. Invasion of Iraq)

© 2003 anarchie bunker

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Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?
A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction.
Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.
A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.
Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?
A: Yep. Invasions always work better than inspections.
Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons of mass destruction, did we?
A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.
Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass destruction?
A: To use them in a war, silly.
Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we went to war with them?

[Viva_La_Revolution]

1. Highly disturbing

Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?
A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.
Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?
A: Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.
Q: Good night, Daddy.

[Acebass]

2. but oh so true ?!...n/t

[Acebass]

3. What are the rules for posting something of this length?...

This was sent to me in an e-mail, and I'm not about to give anyone acess to my mail box, so in order to share it I posted it to my forum and the first part here, with a link...

Was that kosher?...

[Viva_La_Revolution]

5. absolutely kosher, & you could have posted the whole thing...

since you received it in an e-mail, you can post the whole thing.

Copyrighted material (articles etc.) are limited to 4 paragraphs.

:)

[Acebass]

6. I got chewed out for posting a whole article, wasn't sure about this n/t

[HysteryDiagnosis]

4. Daddy, is it true that Iraq was going to send troops to Afghanistan

after the airplanes bumped into the twin towers??

Another angle: There weren't enough people in the world that hated America so we invaded an oil rich Muslim nation to show how concerned we are about that.... unprovoked and uninvited.

[Acebass]

7. Just Saudi Test Pilots, people made to much of it...

accidents happen...

[JohnyCanuck]

8. Another queston for Daddy.