If you post a faked photo supporting your...

[catnhatnh]

take on stability in Iraq....you MIGHT be a Republican....

If NOTHING is your personal fault...You might be a Republican....

If you are considering running for re-election OR President while under indictment or investigation...you might be a Republican....

If you have crawled back from the administration of the only President EVER to be forced from office to a position of power...you might be a Republican...

If you went AWOL from a cushy stateside position in the National Guard during a time of war....you might be a Republican...


With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy and Kudos to my little brother who conceived the thread....Please add your own...

[Faygo Kid]

1. I might be confused by your post, but photos? Got lots of stinkin' photos

Man, few here meet your definitions. We are pretty cool about the stuff you mention. So I start with Photos. Here is Truth pursuing Tweety (aka Chris Matthews):

[yourout]

2. If you preach about family values while having an affair...

you might be a Republican.

[yourout]

3. If you say you are in favor of increasing education opportunities while...

cutting Pell Grants......you might be a republican.

[Wilber_Stool]

4. If your not afraid to put

a conviction for fraud of embezzlement on your resumé , you might be a republican.

[annabanana]

5. If you say you "Support the Troops"

while cutting Veterans benefits, and sending kids for multiple tours into a war zone..
you might be a Republican.

[Ian David]

7. Republicans support the troops....

they support them by making sure they don't have to wear all that heavy body armor.

They're in Iraq.

It's a desert.

It's HOT there.


Many Troops Don't Want Extra Body Armor
Atlanta Journal-Constitution | February 06, 2006
The extra body armor the Pentagon is issuing Soldiers and Marines in Iraq will not be a welcome addition for everyone.
http://www.military.com/NewsContent/0,13319,87152,00.html


But they can cool-off with a cold, un-filtered glass of Halliburton's feces-contaminated water pulled from the Tigris-Euphrates, downstream from the sewage drains.


Whistleblowers' stomach-curdling story:
Halliburton serves contaminated water to troops
http://www.halliburtonwatch.org/news/contamination.html

Dick Cheney to our troops: Go eat shit!

[Ian David]

6. If you believe anything that goes wrong is because...

an invisible man in the sky is angry that gay people are getting married in Boston, you might be a Republican.

If you believe that a government should be just small enough to fit in your bedroom, then you might be a Republican.

[rustydog]

8. If you blame others when you get caught...

you might be a Republican.

If you apologize and claim to spend the rest of your life making it up to Jesus AFTER you got caught...
You might be a Republican.

If you want to change constitutional law to keep your President from being IMPEACHED...
You might be a Republican.

If you mimic a female on death row begging for her life...You gotta be Bush.

[Gabi Hayes]

9. If you're a fat, disgusting, untalented, homophobic, racist poseur,

you might be....



git er DONE!

they can't even spell McMoran correctly!

[annabanana]

10. If you think your problems are all because

you didn't explain your position well enough,

You might be a Republican.