Cheney to Throw Out 1st Nationals Pitch

[Rose Siding]

WASHINGTON -- Vice President Dick Cheney will throw out the ceremonial first pitch at the Washington Nationals' Major League Baseball home opener next week, the team said Wednesday.

http://www.newsday.com/news/politics/wire/sns-ap-cheney-baseball,0,6901299.story?coll=sns-ap-politics-headlines

Safest position when Crashcart's on the field
http://www.herald-review.com.nyud.net:8090/content/articles/2005/10/06/sports/sox/1010497.jpg

[cliss]

1. GO CHENEY

Won't he look funny, dressed up in a XXX-large baseball uniform. There will still be gaps in between the buttons.

That's what living high on the hog will do to you, dick. All those Lobster Thermidor with a martini lunches will

Not to mention your pacemaker.

Now, is there any way they can get him to actually play? Like running to 1st base? (get it?)

[EllieGreen]

2. Nice pic....LOL! n/t

[PsN2Wind]

3. With an ambulance

warming up in the bullpen!!!!

[0007]

4. Is Alberto Gonzales gonna throw out the first pitch in the All Star Game?

[NYCGirl]

5. Well, there goes the season! They're DOOMED! NT

[Marr]

6. He should outsource the pitch to Halliburton for $450 billion.

[LSK]

7. the Ump better call a strike if he knows whats good for him

Cheneys got a gun...

[hopein08]

8. I'd hate to be attending that game...

it is the complete opposite of an "undisclosed location"...out there in the open, in front of thousands of people...think of the security checks to go through to get in!!!

I smell strip searches of all dark skinned people.

Btw, is it safe for his heart to have that much exertion?

[benEzra]

9. He'll bean the batter and walk him... (n/t)