Bananas - an atheist's worst nightmare.....

[Better Believe It]

Run time: 01:13 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akc5w_ZqByY   Posted on YouTube: January 16, 2007 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: April 19, 2009 By DU Member: Better Believe It Views on DU: 1177

 

[doctor jazz]

1. A favorite of our nearest genetic cousins.

:evilgrin:

[BlooInBloo]

2. So old... but so good.

[Lint Head]

3. This was posted before.

the banana had to be manipulated by man to be the shape it is.

[Orrex]

5. Or man had to be manipulated by the banana

The mind reels!

[mzteris]

4. how does he explain pineapples, then?

I thought surely this was a joke, some people WANT to be deluded, surely.

[Warpy]

7. Or cashew nuts

that grow beneath a poisonous fruit that causes the same skin reaction poison ivy does.

I'll take roasted cashews over a damn banana any old day.

By the way, that "perfect, god designed fruit" is the Cavendish, a variety that has been maniuplated far away from its original form and which will be extinct in our lifetime.

Real bananas are about the length of an index finger with thick skin and very small fuit that can be violet, gold and pink as well as pale yellow.

[baldguy]

6. Bananas are among the most highly selectivly bread crops in human history.

The yellow fruit you get at the supermarket has about as much in common with its original wild ancestor from 10,000 yrs ago as a Pekineses does with a gray wolf.

[Puzzler]

13. Yep!

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[X_Digger]

8. I only got about 10 seconds in..

had to click away for fear of wetting myself laughing so hard.

[Rincewind]

9. One point,

the handy opening "tab" (where the banana is attached to it's bunch, is on the bottom of the banana, not the top.

[MrModerate]

10. Whoa . . . and these "intelligent design" wackos wonder . . .

Why people think they're morons?

[lowercaseg]

11. these people are insane

i'll never watch growing pains again!

[Puzzler]

12. I understand the berries on the deadly nightshade plant ...

... look just as appetizing, and are easy to eat too. Why not try one?

[baldguy]

14. Like tomatoes & peppers

More of that damn selective breeding.

[jberryhill]

15. Knock knock /nt