You have to be an idiot to be an evilutioist.. MORAN alert

[Joanne98]

Run time: 06:22 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeSHLPbh6gI   Posted on YouTube: June 08, 2009 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: June 08, 2009 By DU Member: Joanne98 Views on DU: 2076

 

[WillParkinson]

1. Wow...

First time ever I've wanted to claw out my eyes and ears.

[YOY]

2. I really don't want to play the video.

The person in the first frame does not look very brainy...although making such snap decisions isn't very wise.

[AlinPA]

3. Yung republican foolly trained. Redee to leed.

[ccharles000]

4. so much of teh stupid.

[Dollface]

5. It was like watching Jesus... Especially the "Fuck you I don't care if you burn in hell" part.

I'm thinking his mom and dad are his aunt and uncle and that he got his self some home skoolin'.

[Believing Is Art]

6. This has to be an act

I can't believe someone that stupid would be able to operate a camera, much less put it on youtube.

[FedUp_Queer]

20. My "sediments" exactly...

This MUST be a spoof.

[walkaway]

7. That had to be the longest pee ever posted on Youtube!

He must be on the "Red Bull" diet.

[lame54]

9. sweet...

:rofl:

[SkyIsGrey]

8. Jesus must have one heel of a lot of patience.....

or a very sick sense of humor.

[BlueJazz]

10. "They Justtafacate their opinions" Oh Man..Oh Man

Does this dude make up shit with every passing second ??

[AlbertCat]

25. Justtafacate

GOP presidential material!

[lame54]

11. has anybody actually made it to the end of this thing?

[BlueJazz]

12. I did but unfortinitly I believe my IQ dropped a few points.

:) :)

[Mrhyde719]

16. I made it!

It was like watching a bible-thumping Napoleon Dynamite! Hilarious:rofl: :crazy:

[JDPriestly]

35. This kid is either joking or, if he is for real, can't read and certainly

can't read the Bible. He would need to read over first grade level to read the Bible. He just does not have the vocabulary (unless he is putting us on).

[Seldona]

36. Amazing.

I though the exact same thing. Kind of felt sorry for the guy as well. Obviously he was taken advantage of and fed this stupidity.

Imagine telling the world to fuck off, and not to call his name from hell? He needs help.

[DUlover2909]

33. I had to fast forward and I didn't listen to 90% of it. It was nauseating anyway.

[jimshoes]

13. This youngster has more than his share of stupid

I kind of wish he'd keep it to himself. The world is collectively dumber for having had to endure this video. :argh: WTF....."justificate"????? Now that's something bush himself might have come up with. Good job numbnuts!

[vanbean]

22. Stupid? I think not. He got 45 out of 46 questions right on his driver's test.

And you guys say he is not smart enough to disprove evolution.

ROFLMAO! I loved the way he mocked the atheists, "Oh, why don't you make the fence a god."

[Grins]

23. You beat me to it!

Had to laugh at that one. For those who want to skip most of the B.S., that comment comes in at the 3:46 mark. Have a laugh!

[jimshoes]

34. Well, he is a doctor or so he says

at the beginning of the video.:crazy:

[madmom]

14. WTF??????????????

[MineralMan]

15. PhD candidate from Liberty University, I presume...

[Moostache]

17. X-tians should not video while wanking off...

[pipi_k]

18. It's not hard to figure out, really...

this guy is just really pissed off that Koko the gorilla is smarter than he is.


This is what envy does to some of them...

:+

[thereismore]

19. This boy was never loved. I am so sorry for him. nt

[Twinguard]

21. wtf was that?

Who the fuck is this guy and why would anyone give a fuck about what he has to say? He's a mumbling half-wit that can't keep a coherent thought long enough to make a complete sentence, much less actually speak it. How he managed to operate a camcorder is baffling.

What a moran.

[AlbertCat]

26. He's a mumbling half-wit that can't keep a coherent thought long enough to make a complete sentence

Meth'll do that to you.

[Capt. America]

24. He never said how many angels can dance on the head of a pin. In fact, no one has ever told me.

[Unca Jim]

27. Oh, please, he's not unintelligent...

He's just spewing the bullshit he's been spoon-fed from day one.

He sounds a lot like a typical bratty, spoiled, and thoughtless teenager on a bad day. No doubt he's not like this all the time, and he's acting out over a perceived slight his teen-aged ego can't deal with. I made statements functionally similar (without the pseudo-religion) about people I was mad at and disagreed with when I was punk-ass teen. I got over myself and moved on a few minutes later. I was, as most teens are, in balance a reasonably good kid most of the time. Parents of teenagers have likely heard similar rants.

Hopefully, he'll look back at this some day as intolerably embarrassing.

That said, some people never get over this kind of mindset. They really are worrisome, but usually aren't violent.


I think people's assumption he'll be shooting doctors is a little unrealistic.

[Puzzler]

28. "I've warned you not to go to hell"

Thanks for the advice!

[happygoluckytoyou]

29. I HAVE EXPERIENCED HELL....... it was watching this from beginning to end......

HOW STOOPID.... the FENCE IS A GOD ? ? ? obviously the fence is really a devil.... it is the shrub that is the GOD.....

i especially like the part in the bible where the little guy with the sling smites the giant by using a sling and a stone...
then he climbs up the beanstalk, grabs the goose that lays the chocolate eggs, and returns to earth with the chocolate eggs for easter...

[happygoluckytoyou]

30. SCARIER STILL.... did he say he can drive a car ?

[drgonzosghost]

31. I thought Napoleon Dynamite's brother was going to be a cage fighter....

What's he doing on YouTube pontificating?

[AtheistCrusader]

32. "I'm not going to waste my time with you anymore."

*Spends another 3.5 minutes talking about not wasting time*

I wonder if his parents know he's using the webcam in the backyard.

"Justificate their evil deans"?
I'm pretty sure that if it turns out there is a hell, it's going to be this guy's youtube videos on endless repeat.