Harold Camping Speaks Out: Claims Rapture Postponed

[BrandonVilner]

Run time: 02:44 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfXtTKB7WdM   Posted on YouTube: May 23, 2011 By YouTube Member: MattandCrank Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: May 23, 2011 By DU Member: BrandonVilner Views on DU: 4435

 
Ok, now he's REALLY gone off the reservation.

[richmwill]

1. LMAO

Harry needs a few more days to call his travel agent to make a clean getaway with the money from the rubes- I mean his supporters.

[mike_c]

2. oh PISS I accidently unrec'd-- would someone please rectify that...

...with my apologies. That was funny. I feel like I've been Rick-rolled though! Well done!

[richmwill]

3. Done (n/t)

[DeSwiss]

4. K&R

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[Ohio Joe]

5. Fucking awesome :)

[Citizen Worker]

6. Now get those collection plates out there and circulating.

[FedUp_Queer]

31. Don't make me holler don't make me shout...

turn them pockets inside out. I'm talkin' that green salad of saaaaalvation.

--The Reverend Deuteronomy Skaggs (Gary Burbank from WLW radio in Cincinnati...many many moons ago)

[Hissyspit]

7. Asshole. nt

[proReality]

8. ROFL!!!

God wants to catch the last Oprah show. Whoever created this little spoof has a great sense of humor.

[Fly by night]

9. I heard (from God) that it was canceled for low ratings, but might reappear in syndication ...

... on the False Prophets Network (Channel 666).

[zeemike]

10. What is with that Gregorian chant background music.

Not at all suitable for a Baptist preacher.

[BrandonVilner]

12. Yes

Yes you are probably right, but then again it's just a joke. I don't think they were going for accurate necessarily.

[AlbertCat]

19. Not at all suitable for a Baptist preacher.

And "doth cometh"? That's not grammatically correct is it? It's "doth come" or "do cometh".

I mean.... REALLY! :eyes:

[ooglymoogly]

29. Yes you are right...it should have been a banjo, a tamborine

and a rinky dink piano with a hillbilly chorus singing "Ah don't keer 'fit rains or freezes, long's ah got muh plaustic Jesusssa, rahdin own the dausboard of muh cawer.

[bjobotts]

11. There is only God.The 'Me' or the ego keeps us separated.God is not dead he's just done.

Fear is the best motivator for believing in anything that guarantees safety and protection. "Religion is the opium of the masses". There, there, it will be alright. Now don't you cry.

[madlefty]

13. The greatest protection racket in the history of mankind.....religion!

[PADemD]

14. This is a joke, right?

[Fuddnik]

18. This one is. But he really did revise the date to Oct 21

Oh, and it's a fireball this time instead of a rolling earthquake.

I guess the rubes still have some money left.
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43140373/ns/us_news-life/

OAKLAND, Calif. — California preacher Harold Camping said Monday his prophecy that the world would end was off by five months because Judgment Day actually will come on Oct. 21.

Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken to heaven Saturday before the Earth was destroyed, said he felt so terrible when his doomsday prediction did not come true that he left home and took refuge in a motel with his wife. His independent ministry, Family Radio International, spent millions — some of it from donations made by followers — on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 RVs plastered with the Judgment Day message.

But Camping said that he's now realized the apocalypse will come five months after May 21, the original date he predicted. He had earlier said Oct. 21 was when the globe would be consumed by a fireball.

Saturday was "an invisible judgment day" in which a spiritual judgment took place, he said. But the timing and the structure is the same as it has always been, he said.

[JJW]

27. Everything but, Mr T at the end

[Love Bug]

15. And here I thought it was because God was too busy smiting Joplin, MO

:sarcasm:

[center rising]

16. Someone should tell this loon his 15 minutes of fame are over

At first, I was having some fun with this, but now it's gotten to the point where I think it's time to totally ignore this buffoon. All he wants is attention and to fleece some money out of his loony followers.

[marions ghost]

17. ha ha this is HILARIOUS

K & R !!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[stubtoe]

20. It took me a while to figure out this is a joke!

God wants to watch Oprah's last show - hilarious!

[era veteran]

21. Rec! & shared.

[MessiahRp]

22. Reminds me of Rev. Henry Kane from Poltergeist

Who also warned followers of the end of the World and trapped them in a cavern to die.

God is in... his holy temple...

[Raster]

23. The Rapture preempted by Oprah... YOU GO GIRL!

There is no heaven and there is no hell.
There are no gods, no demons, no angels.
There is only our natural world all around us.
Religion is but myth and superstition,
denying logic and defying fact.
Religious conviction hardens hearts.
Religious faith enslaves minds.

[AlbertCat]

25. Religious faith enslaves minds.

Making a bundle of cash off fear of death and guilt... Just like the GOP!

The GOP is a cult!

[Glaisne]

24. It's not too late...

to send in your money!!!

[JJW]

26. Don't allow this charlatan any Friedman Units

[goddess40]

28. Is this put out by the Onion? nt

[ooglymoogly]

30. Kr...this spoof of a goof, cries out for a little poetry

A loon is a loon, is a loon. A loon by any other name, who craps all over sanity and common sense would smell the same.

[totodeinhere]

32. LOL. I emailed that video to Camping. I wonder if I will get a response. n/t

[ZombieHorde]

33. I was hoping this was going to really be him. nt