Bill Maher: 'New Rules' - Oct. 12, 2007

[Hissyspit]

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October 12, 2007 - HBO BILL MAHER

[liberal N proud]

1. They would still be obsessing about the blow job

so true
:rofl:

[Totally Committed]

2. But, at least now we have a clue WHY they are so obsessed about the blow job...

Most of them were jealous that Clinton could get one in the Oval Office and not have to go to, say... airport restrooms. He was able to be "serviced" anytime in the Oval Office instead of having to go through the DC Madam. He was able to be excited by a woman over the age of consent, instead of having to troll the internet for little boys and girls under the age of 12. And, he was able to get his needs "met" without auto-erotic rubber and dildo play that left him dead.

They are JEALOUS of Clinton. He's "Da Man", but they don't want YOU to know they think of him that way. They want you to think they are a bunch of overly-religious, RW whack-job hypocrites who are outraged year after year about consentual sex between a man and a woman who happened not to be married.

They are, after all, the Pro-Marriage Party. :sarcasm:

TC

[DutchLiberal]

13. So right. And I absolutely LOVE that picture in your signature, by the way!

And it looks like it's becoming reality, too... :(

[FREEWILL56]

10. That's because they wish

they were the ones giving him the bj.

[ejbr]

3. Did you see Tucker?

During the final pan, he looked like he had a woody. The words, "Halliburton" , "Blackwater" and "Bechtel" must have got him horny.

[Cybergata]

4. Bill Maher was brilliant in this episode.

His "New Rules" were excellent. The comment on the flag pin was witty and hysterical. It is nice to hear someone be so honest about grass as Bill is. And Vicente Fox, his story about Bush was great.

[xxqqqzme]

6. Yes - he's a

'Windshield Cowboy' sung to the tune of Rhinestone Cowboy. Somebody clever and musical could do a good parady w/ that.

[Warpy]

5. Too funny!

One of his best and I'm surprised Carlson's head didn't pop like the pustule it is. Maybe having his two active brain cells encased in four inches of cement prevented the pop.

Carlson really did try to suck all the oxygen off the set. I would like to have heard other people on the show be able to say more.

K&R.

[Jade Fox]

7. Maher is really at the top of his game here....

As for Tucker Carlson, he demonstrates the Conservative technique as follows: if your argument doesn't have a leg to stand on, start shouting and interrupting.

[superkia]

8. I was upset Maher let Tucker go on as much as he did.

At one point the show was just a shouting match with no one really getting anywhere.

[L. Coyote]

9. Evolution is not a proper question??

[mconvente]

11. Great!

That was the best New Rules this season! The ones about lead toys in China and other prior ones this season just weren't living up to the potential of last season, but this one blew them out of the water.

Great job calling out the repubs hypocrisy Bill!

[LaStrega]

12. I had a big ol' long reply typed out. Instead I'll just K+R and leave it at that.

[DutchLiberal]

14. Maher was in "Good morning Joe" w/ Scarborough. Talked about questions for Democrats?

Saying they were not the regular questions Democratic candidates excpected. Anybody know what he was talking about?