Karl Rove writes to Moby

[babylonsister]

Slow day for KKKarl?

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/07/23/karl-rove-writes-to-moby/

Karl Rove writes to Moby.

moby.jpgMoby recently told Politico.com about how his mom once gave a baby up for adoption and he therefore has a half-brother somewhere. “I jokingly said, ‘Maybe it’s Karl Rove,’” Moby said. After the story appeared online, Moby said he received a letter from the White House:

“The envelope looked as if it was from 1952,” he said. The letter was from Rove and said, “Dear Moby (or is that Mr. Moby), It’s not me. I have no musical ability and am 19 years older (assuming you’re 37). So you can breathe easier. On the other hand, James Carville is musically inclined and bald, too. Do you like crawfish etouffee?” Moby, a liberal vegan, wrote us, “Needless to say I was a bit stunned. A letter from President Bush’s brain? The man without whom would be doing the alligator on the floor of a Hooters in Biloxi? I was also a bit stunned because the letter was funny.”

[stellanoir]

1. wow that's one of the weirdest things you ever posted

I rec your stuff anonymously all the time.

Can't figure whether I should rec this one though.

Just so strange. Not that I don't like strange. Just is strange.

I'll dellliberate with myself for a while.

[babylonsister]

3. LOL! You don't have to bother. I thought it'd lighten the mood a bit.

:D

[stellanoir]

4. too funny

and I'll rec ya for that.

[Cooley Hurd]

2. If Rove wasn't such a stinky repug, he'd probably be kinda cool...

;)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. Actually, Moby's 41. -nt

[murielm99]

6. That is so bizarre.

It is bizarre that Rove would know about such a throwaway statement by Moby. It is a joke, son.

Someone must be hawk-like in their devotion to watching, listening to and reporting back everything that is said about Rove.

It is scary, too. Most public figures know how to let a lot of things just roll off their backs. Not this one. He has to answer or retaliate. He needs total control.