I see Biff, Brick, Buff, Brad & Boink Romney avoided roadside bombs in Iowa.

[Philosoraptor]

These brave, fighting romney boys Stick, Chad, Snapper, Chip and Skip! How awful it must have been in the oppressive Iowa heat, the vast dunes of wheat, the improperly armored Winnebago standing out like a target to any Iowan insurgents that might have wanted to attain glory for jihad and 72 virgins in heaven, oh the drama!

These brave romney boys, Zack, Hack, Brack, Jack and Crack deserve Purple Hearts at least for their call to duty, above and beyond, their devil may care stick to it attitude, serving their nation from the dank and sweaty bowels of a Winnebago, along with their families, dodging the Iowan taliban's bullets!

Could there EVER be a finer example of five brave American youths such as these kill em' all and let God sort em' out romney boys, Hunk, Chunk, Lunk, Stunk and Monk?

They volunteered, they risked everything, they served their country proudly, they didn't question the war, they just picked up their keys and they joined in the fight to conquer America and the globe with their father and his employers, they put their very lives on the line in a Winnebago of death, so that we, the people can remain free to consume and vote and live in the greatest nation the world has ever suffered.

May God bless and keep you romney boys, and God willing, there will be SIX President Romney's to take us all blissfully into the 22nd century!!!111

[babylonsister]

1. Ah, the country club names-loved 'em all! And yes, their sacrifice

is truly heartwarming and duly noted. :eyes:

[SeattleGirl]

2. Ah yes, just the kind of man I'd like to marry. And wow, I have FIVE of

them to choose from!

Gonna run out to the courthouse right now, get a divorce, and marry one of those fine, upstanding Freedom Fighters!

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Philosoraptor]

3. But, they're already marr-- oh yeah, Mormons.

[SeattleGirl]

4. :snicker:

Going back to the old way of doing things!

It is rather funny that among the "top tier" Repuke candidates, Mittens is the only one with just one wife! :rofl:



P.S. I LOVE the names you gave the boys!!

[annabanana]

5. I think I love you Philosoraptor. . .

I DO love a good lol in the morning!

[Skidmore]

6. We don't have dunes of wheat, we have fields of green.....er.... soybeans.

And corn. Lotsa corn. But Mitt thought the beans were green beans.

[Philosoraptor]

7. On mitt's straw poll website he's floating over wheat fields.

But maybe it's straw. He is a straw man afterall.

[DS1]

8. great names you gave them

so fitting

[DeSwiss]

9. Biff, Brick, Buff, Brad & Boink Romney!!!

:rofl: K&R!!!

[izzie]

10. I love the second rate guys that make it to the top

we have so many of them. The silver spoon is still at work. I think this is why we did not want all that Lord and Lady stuff in this country in the first place. Talent was the thing we wanted and now need once more.These boys living off the name the grandfather made is pretty sick in the first place but we sure do see it all over.

[skiddlybop]

11. Ha. Whoo! Yeah!

I smell a sitcom writing contract... this is a true DU classic.

[rurallib]

12. One wore a yellow wrist brace Saturday at the straw poll

per DUer Debi: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=152x18146
is there no hardship these brave young men won't endure for dear old dad? I am thinking freedom medal for each one!

[tanyev]

13. Gasp! I do hope the poor man is getting the finest medical care this country can provide.

What a brave, brave soldier. :cry:

[Philosoraptor]

14. Crippled forever from turning the steering wheel of the Winnebago.

Fortunately his last name will keep him out of Walter Reed.

[Wilber_Stool]

15. I like to think of them

as Peepeye, Pupeye, Pipeye, and Poopeye and the Jeep. It's in keeping with a military theme.

[Philosoraptor]

16. Or the 7 Dwarfs minus Grumpy & Doc.

[jgraz]

17. Well, in fairness, if you want to avoid roadside bombs...

going to Iowa is a pretty good strategy.

[Virginia Dare]

18. Give me liberty or give me Winnebagos!

[CatWoman]

19. you're so fucking crazy

:hi:

:loveya:

[spanone]

20. the kids are equally as obnoxious as poppa

[TwilightZone]

21. "a Winnebago of death"

Nice. Very nice. Winnebago is even based in Iowa. :)

[proud2BlibKansan]

22. Don't forget that untassled corn!

I hear it can be very dangerous. :scared:

[Philosoraptor]

23. Kernels of mass destruction!