
Dick Cheney doesn't have to shoot anyone. He just has to ask his dog to take them out with a lightsaber.
According to ABC News, the Vice President dressed (or had someone dress) one of his dogs in a Darth Vader costume in a nod to comedian's frequent comparisons between himself and the fallen Jedi with stertorous breath.
The vice president who once led President George W. Bush's search committee to pick a vice president and ultimately decided upon himself, has entered the political lexicon for frequent comparisons. Wikipedia has an entire paragraph.
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The entry continues: "Jon Stewart put on a Darth Vader helmet to 'talk' to Dick Cheney as a 'kindred spirit' on The Daily Show on January 25, 2007. Cheney's wife Lynne presented Stewart with a Darth Vader action figure on her appearance on the show on October 10, 2007. Both Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert have referred to Cheney as 'Darth Cheney' on occasion. In the satiric cartoon show Lil' Bush, Dick Cheney's father is portrayed as being Darth Vader."
http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Cheney_dresses_dog_as_Darth_Vader_1101.htmlSuperman he ain't... Truth Justice & The American way and all that stuff....