shit, I'm so busy planning my war on Christmas that I completely forgot to attack Thanksgiving

[Bucky]

Plus we're supposed to try and run a pilot "War on Hannukah" program this year too. Good Lord, where does the time all go?

[Amy6627]

1. What about wars Kwanza and Romidon you religious biggit! n/t

[Initech]

12. What about the war on Tet?

Oh wait, Buddhists don't believe in violence. That's right.

[Bucky]

18. But we still go after them in retaliation. It's called "Tit for Tat for Tet"

During which season we celebrate King Tut...




who died as a tot...


;)

[Initech]

26. OMG!!!

:spray:

[KatyaR]

40. Oh, god, stop, please, STOP!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I've had a really long week, and I think that's gonna put me right over the edge . . . .

I need alcohol--NOW!!!

[Amy6627]

42. You are too funny! n/t

[flying_wahini]

2. you're too funny!

how hilarious is that?

[mzmolly]

3. Well we simply have to organize better this year. I did manage to tamper with some Aqua-dots

but I'm not sure anything came of it? :sarcasm: I am hoping to promote a Tonka truck scare next week.

Disclaimer for Homeland security -

the above is satire and no Aquadots were actually tampered with on my part of the part of any of my comrades. :P

[AlCzervik]

4. Leave thanksgiving alone!!!!!!!!!!

bastard!
:9

[MrCoffee]

6. you're my heroin

e

[MrCoffee]

5. what did thanksgiving ever do to you?

LEAVE THANKSGIVING ALONE!!!!

[AlCzervik]

9. :-)

[Bucky]

14. Like all Demon-c-Rats, I believe Thanksgiving celebrates genocide and of course I hate America, too

Don't forget, Osama Ahmednejad wants us to only say "Happy Holidays"

[MrCoffee]

19. freak. thanksgiving celebrates turkeys, and cranberries, and gravy

so Merry Thanksgiving :patriot:


screw it, i'm getting a TurDuckEn

[Ian David]

7. BASTED IN BLOOD!!!!

Basted in Blood
Topic started by IanDB1 on Nov-16-06 06:55 PM (1 replies)
Last modified by on Nov-16-06 06:55 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=385&topic_id=5793

[AlCzervik]

21. blessed be the turkey stuffers.

[Ishoutandscream2]

8. Don't get down on yourself. We've all been slipping

Hell, I was still celebrating that satanic holiday called Halloween and forgot about the rest. I mean, Thanksgiving is coming earlier this year. I think it has caught us all by surprise.

Shit, let's just forget Thanksgiving and attack Christmas full throttle.

[griffi94]

10. i'm leaving christmas alone this year

but if thanksgiving shows it's face around here...i'll kick 100% of its ass.
and i don't just mean regular war either....i'm talkin total berserker....jihad even. because i would rather kill thanksgiving...and then die myself rather than.........oops gotta go....moms home

[Ishoutandscream2]

13. Traitor!!

You, sir, are no heathen liberal.

[griffi94]

23. not just a heathen

but a godless heathen....and i'm so liberal i considered a same sex marriage...even tho i'm hetero just to see if
i could give my parents heart attacks (parents are wealthy republicans) so it would have been a net gain in my favor. however my wife...the lovely pamela.....squashed that idea...as for the war on x-mas that describes how it is when i go home for the holidaze.
daddy screams and calls me names....mom sits in the livingroom and cries.

[Buzz Clik]

11. Thanksgiving is covered. You keep pushing forward with the War on Christmas.

O'Reilly has been "leaked" all our plans to give them plenty of exposure:

• Non-Christian, organic turkeys raised by hippies
  
• Carbon-free cranberries to reduce global warming.
  
• A cornucopia shaped like the devil's horn.
  
• Pilgrim's hats with a crescent for a buckle
  
• In a new children's Thanksgiving play, Native Americans will poison the Pilgrims and dance on their dead bodies.

There's a big surprise for O'Reilly after he blows a gasket over this list.

[L. Coyote]

15. Don't kill a tree for Christ's sake!

Kill a turkey.

[MrMickeysMom]

16. That's okay, you have a reservation to be punished in advance...

See you.... in HELL! :evilgrin:
See you.... in HELL! :evilgrin:
See you.... in HELL! :evilgrin:
See you.... in HELL! :evilgrin:
See you.... in HELL! :evilgrin:
See you.... in HELL! :evilgrin:

[HuckleB]

17. I already stole all the turkeys, including that tofurky mush.

Thanksgiving is done. No more.

We've also killed the turkey that Bush was going to pardon.

[catmandu57]

20. Thanksgiving

is just a speed bump anyway, an excuse to listen to Alice's Restaurant once a year.

[tavalon]

39. Ah yes, that's the best hour of the day

[MNDemNY]

22. It's not to late. DON"T buy a turkey!

[MrCoffee]

25. buy a TurDuckEn!

[Bucky]

30. I don't like duck, so I prefer to substitute tofu in my turducken. We call it torfucken

...and it takes a really LONG time to stuff it.

[sutz12]

32. I bet you're lyin' about how long it takes.

;)

[Bucky]

34. and about how many people are willing to come over and eat it

but I do at least really buy it with food stamps.

[shaniqua6392]

24. Sir, yes sir!!!

I am reporting for duty, sir. I want to be in charge of blowing up the friggin Cornucopia and the yams!! I hate yams. BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :nuke:

[Neecy]

27. Who has time?

I'm so busy hating America I've hardly begun plotting against holidays this year.

Do we really have to declare war on Hanukkah, too? The dreidel song is so cute.

[Richard D]

28. I'm going after New Year's too.

Should be Dec. 22nd.

[SoCalDem]

29. What a co-ink-ee-dink.. we have OJ on trial AND Thanksgiving

[Kurovski]

31. Slacker.

I've been burning Pilgrims in effigy since Halloween.

[Bucky]

33. I know. I'm a sucky liberal. I'm not even on disability or welfare.

If I could get on welfare, maybe then I could buy me that limosine and be a real limo-lib

[Kurovski]

38. I want the kind of gubmint' welfare Exxon Mobil gets.

I is tarred of my forty bucks in food stamps.

Where the hell does I sign up for that good kinda welfare?

[C_U_L8R]

35. Like a good Dem, I'm keeping my powder dry

and then I'm huntin' Easter Rabbits

[SalmonChantedEvening]

36. I'm sending cheese curds to attack our turkey.

:smoke:

[twenty4blackbirds]

37. Sluggy.com - Holiday Wars

Easter & Halloween attack Thanksgiving & Christmas. And etc.

http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=031130

[lolly]

41. What about Thanksgiving Carols?

Does anybody know any?

I could rewrite them to make them politically correct.

Apparently, that's a totally heinous declaration of war in itself. What could be worse than changing the words to a syrupy song? How evil would that be?

[lonestarnot]

43. OMG

a :spray: headline :rofl: :beer:

[yellowcanine]

44. You mean Harvest Celebration, correct?