Jeff Session (R - Bush Asskisser) is up mis-representing USA firings

[Atman]

He's a'tellin' 'bout his day as a USA when he was 'bout to be fired, but sucked off the GOP and kept his job. It's so charming. What a nice story.

Oh, did I mention that this man is disgusting and stupid?

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[David Zephyr]

1. Sucked off...

Clearly Sessions has experience in that department.

[NewJeffCT]

4. I didn't need that image in my head

one old white guy sucking off another one...

[blogslut]

2. He does go on, doesn't he?

I do wish he would run out of hot air.

[napi21]

3. Sorry, I had to turn him off! I listened to all the others, but all I could

but all I could think when Sessions said he was an USA was "O GOD! Could we ever find a worse one?"

[11 Bravo]

5. Now that Felix Macaca Allen has been kicked to the curb ...

Jeff Sessions is without a doubt the dumbest mother-fucker in the United States Senate.

[OwnedByFerrets]

6. It makes me very ashamed

and angry that this idiot is representing my state:puke:

[Ghost in the Machine]

7. Jeff Sessions = Banjo Boy from Deliverance

Look Maw! It's banjo boy all growed up!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

8. Jeff Sesesh-ions is just a cracker-jack good ole boy

[David Zephyr]

9. Senator Sessions is Actor Leslie Jordan.

[El Supremo]

10. Somebody once said he was really Henry Gibson