FatDave
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Wed Jan-21-09 12:17 AM
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| Please forgive me if this is a bit crude, but... |
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I'm pretty sure Barack's getting laid tonight.
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Wed Jan-21-09 12:18 AM
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| 1. Not tonight honey, I'm too tired. |
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Wed Jan-21-09 12:20 AM
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| 2. Michele seems exhausted. I bet not. |
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Wed Jan-21-09 12:27 AM
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I can't imagine letting the day you became President and First Lady of the United States go by without closing it with a good rough rogering. I mean, sure, I can imagine our last, I dunno, 8 or so presidents passing on the inauguration sex. But not these two. Watching them dance it seems like Barack can't wait to break in the presidential bed.
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Wed Jan-21-09 12:20 AM
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| 3. Maybe in the morning. They look too tired for all of that crazy stuff tonight. |
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:evilgrin:
Why do I feel dirty, now?
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Wed Jan-21-09 12:20 AM
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| 4. I'll fuck him if Michelle doesn't want to. |
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Wed Jan-21-09 12:21 AM
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like the *** ****** ***** you are.
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Wed Jan-21-09 12:24 AM
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Wed Jan-21-09 12:25 AM
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Wed Jan-21-09 12:28 AM
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Wed Jan-21-09 12:34 AM
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| 18. EWWWWW!! All thoughts of sex went right out of my head! |
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Now I have to worry about sleeping tonight. :puke:
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Wed Jan-21-09 12:31 AM
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| 15. Don't you have some aspie or autistic |
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children to throw in a jail cell or something?
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Wed Jan-21-09 12:33 AM
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| 17. Well, I know a case involving Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. |
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Wed Jan-21-09 12:21 AM
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Wed Jan-21-09 12:23 AM
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| 7. Perhaps better presented than my thread but... |
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4876776I think everyone else is right though. It's 12:21AM, they've still got 1 or 2 more balls to go to and he's probably got to do some "President" work when they get home so... Still great to see real people as our leaders isn't it?
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Wed Jan-21-09 12:32 AM
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| 16. Oops, didn't see your thread. |
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But come on. Hell, my wife and I have done it the first night in every new place we've lived. If we were moving into the White House? Let's just say my first appointment would have been to put somebody in charge of maintaining the bed springs.
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Wed Jan-21-09 12:40 AM
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If I was him and had a wife as beautiful as Michelle and I'd just been elected President? I mean you only get to use the line...
"Hey ever wanna do it with the President"
one time. :)
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Wed Jan-21-09 12:24 AM
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| 8. I hope they change the bed first |
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After all, you know who was sleeping on it before.
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Wed Jan-21-09 12:25 AM
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| 10. Christening the first night in the WhiteHouse? |
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Oh I'm sure they'll manage hehe.
Quickies don't require too, TOO much exertion :)
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Wed Jan-21-09 12:28 AM
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| 14. That's what I'm sayin'. |
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There'll never be another first night in the White House.
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Wed Jan-21-09 12:46 AM
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| 20. Michelle is going to give him a kiss and say goodnight it |
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was a fabulous day and roll over and go to sleep!!
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