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[taterguy]

[pleah]

1. It'll never happen. Unfortunately.

:(

[CreekDog]

2. Yeah, well that leaves out a *lot* of people

:hide:

[Brazenly Liberal]

3. So Bush was being briefed on the day's events in Iraq

"I'm sorry to have to tell you this," said his aide, "but 14 Brazilian soldiers died today........................"

[taterguy]

4. Bush has been out of office a couple months, why is he getting briefings?

[Brazenly Liberal]

5. It's a reference to an old joke

that was posted so many times it made the Johann Hari piece look like a rarity.

[taterguy]

6. I never heard it

[Brazenly Liberal]

8. Allow me!

I still love this joke and love to tart it up. But here is the original:

Three Brazilian Soldiers

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[rug]

7. What do you mean? This is a hothouse of original thought.

[ColbertWatcher]

9. Good citizens Check for Duplicates!

We're all counting on you!