Is Swine Flu a biological weapon created by Obama to frame Dick Cheney for creating it?

[Occam Bandage]

There's no evidence that it isn't.

[anonymous171]

1. I think it was created by Big Poultry to screw with Big Pork's profits. nt

[TwilightZone]

6. Eat mor chikin

No, wait....

[Hanse]

2. I think it's a virus from the future come back in time to kill our mothers.

Viruses from the future are to us like what we are to the viruses.

[CAG]

3. No, no, no,. It was created by Soros to appear that Obama created it

to frame Cheney; then the plan was to have Hugo Chavez come in and discover the evil plan and declare martial law of North, Central, and South America, where Chavez and Castro would rule with an iron hand.

[rwheeler31]

4. Cheney and proof , get a grip.

[RufusTFirefly]

5. I think we're all going to be distracted...

... and then we're going to die from eating tainted alfalfa sprouts. (We're "libruls," after all.)

Brilliant gambit!

[Telly Savalas]

7. The timing is awfully suspicious.

[Posteritatis]

8. Nah, Cheney made it to frame Obama framing Cheney for making it. (nt)

[havocmom]

9. I'll have one of what ever the hell the Bandage is drinking

[SemiCharmedQuark]

10. The important question is: Will Obama survive this scandal?