TOON: Sunday's Doonesbury - All New Bush-At-Warisms!

[Hissyspit]

[sakabatou]

1. Much better

[annabanana]

2. Remarkable, isn't it?

In a way I find it fortunate that someone so profoundly unfit for the job should also SOUND profoundly unfit for the job. If he were a smooth talker, it would be even harder to get people to examine his behavior.

[5X]

7. Sometimes things are just exactly as they appear. n/t

[Clark2008]

8. And we can't seem to get the corporate media to do that now,

even though they're the ones reporting these stupid quotes.

Mind-numbing, isn't it? :crazy:

[papau]

9. unfit but smooth talking - like Reagan or the coming Fred Thompson - did/will destroy as

much as Bush. Thompson has to be stopped.

[jmowreader]

12. The Republicans will stop Thompson themselves

They have a record of this.

In 1980, GHWB was running against Ronald Reagan in the primaries. GHWB was the best of the two, and they killed his campaign. (No, I haven't suddenly developed selective amnesia--GHWB was an awful president, but he's been the best of the last three Republican presidents.)

In 2000, John McCain was running against GWB, and they killed his campaign. McCain would probably have been an okay president. Better than Bush, anyway. Gore would have been better, but McCain would have been okay. Better than GHWB, anyway, which admittedly isn't saying much.

In 2008, if Fred Thompson's hat is in the ring expect to discover that he fucks sheep or something.

[papau]

15. LOL - OK - I'll watch for that sheep thing in the media! :-) n/t

n/t

[H2O Man]

3. Unreal.

It's just so wrong.

[Arkansas Granny]

4. I see people on other forums comment on what a wonderful

speech he just made, or what a great speaker he is and I have to wonder who they've actually be listening to.

[oscarmitre]

5. Kool Aid heals all mental fissures n/t

[LiberalFighter]

11. What is needed is to take those moments and show them to people

and after that have them read the same words. Get their response to the video and then after reading it.

[acmavm]

6. Someday in the distant future some future alien researcher into whatever

disaster wiped all the life off the earth is going to find a copy of 'The Complete Bushisms' and figure we deserved it for letting a poorly spoken sociapathic liar front for a bunch of thugs and letting them get away with all their crimes.

[Maine-ah]

10. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

my god, that man is such a fuck up.

[Straight Shooter]

13. Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, than open it and remove all doubt.

Too bad bush never followed such advice.

BTW, I've been to Midland-Odessa, Texas, and never thought of it as being the "desert." And the word is "reared," not "raised," but I'll give him a pass on that, like a mercy pass for his otherwises staggering idiocy.

edit typo ...

[LuckyLib]

14. And these gems are only within the last 15 months!

By the time this idiot is impeached, the volume of printed bushisms will be massive!

[Amonester]

16. Another gem older than these here (one that tells the truth, a rare breed):

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we, they never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." 8-5-04

(No doubt, the "we" R himself, poppy's family evil empire, and Chainy's contributors.)

[Bozita]

17. Yup, that's the ultimate Bushism! ... But it's too damned long to fit on a bumper sticker

Thanks.