We TERDS have screwn the pooch!!1!!11 I am series!!!11!11!111

[Sapphocrat]

And we are not merely TERDS -- we are absolute stupidity!!!!1111

In response to goodness-knows-what on one of my Web sites, I received this screed through my standard feedback link:

On 2007-04-11 at 04:50:08,
The following information was submitted:
From Host: 68.93.65.148
name = Matthew Miller
submit_by = [e-mail]
feedback = Regarding the illmannered comments left by the leftist morons that frequent this page... Once again you guys prove you're absolute stupidity when it comes to foriegn policy. In Saudi Arabia it is a custom for two men to hold hands as friends/diplomats. Bush was abiding by the customs of his guest (The Crown Prince) as to make him feel at home. You terds screwed the pooch trying to call this one. How dumb do you have to be to say that you know how to solve foriegn policy issues with countries like Saudi Arabia, when your Queen Palosi can't even regard local Iraqi custom enough to keep her damn scarf over JUST her hair? Guess a weak ass $500 tax payer paid hair cut means more than "when in Rome." Keep up the miss calls you douche bags! Oh, and in case you're thinking about questioning my stance... I lived over there for 11 years. Yeah, STFU! Oil runs the world, and you buy! Hypocrites!

Here's hoping our Queen Palosi can fix them foriegn policy issues real soon!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Jim Sagle]

1. Awl there brain sells bee long too us!

[RevCheesehead]

2. Terds? Palosi?

But he gets "douche bags" right?
Must be Hugh Moran. :crazy:

[robinlynne]

10. not really. it is spelled douche.

[RevCheesehead]

13. Actually, he spelled it correctly.

However, I did not. :blush:

[Clark2008]

3. I wish I knew what the hell Matthew Miller was talking about.

:rofl:

[mediaman007]

4. Do you think that it pisses that guy off because my vote cancels his!

[hootinholler]

5. You might want to redact the email address.

Just sayin.

-Hoot

[Sapphocrat]

8. I might...

...except that this particular site's feedback page clearly states: "Just don't send us hate mail, or we may publish it (along with your e-mail address), make fun of you, make everybody else laugh at you..." :evilgrin:

[Richard D]

6. "Keep up the miss calls you douche bags!"

That's one call I could miss for sure.

[hobbit709]

7. TSTL!

Too Stupid To Live and in his case it's spelled STOOPID!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[hootinholler]

12. No it's Stoopud, dumas!

I often say stupid with two Os.

-Hoot

[hobbit709]

18. My apologies

I stand corrected-actually sit corrected.:rofl:

[IllLib]

9. I, for one, welcome our new terd overlords!

When do we get to screw the pooches?

[femmedem]

11. Be nise yu nastee librail

Ther butt fur the graise off God...

Editted fur speling.

[Sapphocrat]

15. Hey!

Now you're casting asparagus!

[femmedem]

17. Let he who lifes withuot sin cast the asperigus.

IMUSeries !!1111!!11

Editteded agian. Misstypied. :(

[Gold Metal Flake]

14. What does this mean?

"keep her damn scarf over JUST her hair?"

[PDJane]

Pelosi had a normal scarf, and tied it under her chin.......

The muslim headscarf is longer and usually thrown over the shoulders. I THINK that is what he was yattering about........unless he felt that she should tie the thing under her hair at the back, the way that jewish women who wear a scarf often do.

*shrug* I'm guessing, because this isn't the most literate screed I've read.

[PDJane]

19. dupe.......fingers are too fast! eom.

[Faux pas]

16. will I'd bee dammed! Awl thes from a reel exbert on 'foriegn'

polacee. Two bed he kent spel foreign.

[foreigncorrespondent]

20. Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

Me thinks someone needs to tell Matthew Miller to take a long hard look in the mirror.

Too funny, and best laugh I have had in a while.

[radfringe]

21. when your Queen Palosi can't even regard local Iraqi custom enough

<i>...when your Queen Palosi can't even regard local Iraqi custom enough to keep her damn scarf over JUST her hair...</i>

I wasn't aware we were upset with pelosi wearing a scarf or not? Wasn't it the Freepers who were screaming about it?