How does Obama find the time to manage all those secret agendas?

[ck4829]

According to teabaggers and freepers, he has a secret "Cloward-Piven Strategy", he's trying to secretly maximize "Alinsky's Rules for Radicals", he's trying to secretly remake the US into a Marxist country, he's trying to secretly remake the US into a Stalinist country, he's trying to secretly remake the US into a fascist country, he's trying to secretly remake the US into an Islamic country, he's trying to secretly convert the US to "black liberation theology", and "black" by itself is scary enough for most of the conservatives, but it's Black! Liberation! Theology! Did I mention he's doing it all secretly?

Dear Obama, as just one of your henchmen for your evil agenda, may I humbly request that you stick to just one secret agenda? Maybe two, but a dozen? Either one secret agenda or give us a raise.

[Bobbie Jo]

1. That's some serious multi-tasking.

:rofl:

[BrklynLiberal]

2. shhhhhhhhh...There really are more than one of him. C-L-O-N-E-D!!!!!!

[Captain Hilts]

3. Love it! If he's THAT good, he SHOULD be president! nt

[pinboy3niner]

4. Thankyou for this! This henchman . . .

is running his ass RAGGED!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. He must need minions.

I'd like to be one of his evil minions so I can help out with some of those secret agendas. Where do I apply?

[MadMaddie]

6. Yea, I can't figure it out cuz Rush and Faux say he is just

a lazy black man who is a sham! So which is it? Is he a man with a jillion agenda's and actively acting on them or is he a lazy shiftless black man? What say you Rush, Beck and O'Reilly?

:mad:

[Uben]

7. I briefly heard some right-wing jerk on the radio today......

.....rambling about how Obama's taken nukes off the table, how he's made a terrible mistake, blah, blah, blah, and I was thinking...you idiot, he takes advice from some of the sharpest military minds in the world. Why would anyone believe anything a right-wing teahadist radio host would say that contradicts the sharpest military minds in the world? Did this guy think he was smarter than all these experts? Apparently he was trying to convince his audience, who I assume were teajadists or ditto heads, or the like, that he was smarter. And, I'm sure most of the idiot right-wing listeners were agreeing with every word he said! How can people be so ignorant? I know there is a portion of Americans who just believe everything they are told, as long as it is some right-winger spewing what they want to hear. But anyone with an ounce of logic in their head should ask themselves why this guy thought he was smarter than the best military minds. Okay, expecting these cretons to have an ounce of logic is asking a lot....maybe a milligram?