Becku You

[babylonsister]

:rofl:

http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2010/04/becku-you.html

Becku You

by digby

Those of you have a talent for haiku might like to join in this little bit of social networking fun:

Beginning at 9 a.m. this morning, Jewish Funds for Justice has been driving activists to "tweet the heck out of Glenn Beck," as the Washington Post puts it. The group is sending one haiku a minute directly to @glennbeck (accompanied by hashtag #becku) for 24 straight hours to raise awareness of the Fox News host's recent remarks mocking the faith-based idea of "social justice."

So far, JFSJ has amassed more than 1,500 haikus mocking Beck (you can check out http://haikuglennbeck.com for more or to send one yourself).




Here's a sample:


Give me your fearful
Your easily influenced
Oh- and a chalkboard

[proud2BlibKansan]

1. Too funny

[annabanana]

2. Some of those are GREAT!

so many clever people out there... I wish I could do that.

thanks, but no thanks, glenn
i think i'll stay with jesus
that commie hippie

[roguevalley]

11. What would Glenn do? Punch an orphan in the face. Meet my new hero

BWAHAHA! they are sooo great.

[Hamlette]

3. my favorite

If we leave our church
What will ever stop us from
Forgiving your sins

[Electric Monk]

5. So many great ones to choose from (k&r)

Glenn Beck knows that when
Jesus preached social justice
it was sarcasm.

[SalviaBlue]

4. If you let Glenn Beck

be your shepherd, don't cry when
you get shorn like sheep.


rec.

[Hamlette]

6. the wing nuts are out voting all of them down...prolly don't get 'em another fav.

And Jesus said to
All his hungry disciples
"Hands off my fish, chumps"

[MineralMan]

7. Here's mine:

Flannel board moron.
Sunday school teachers know best.
Your show is too fail.

[roguevalley]

9. love it, mineral man

[annabanana]

8. I'm for just copying them ALL over here:

Never give suckers
An even break; set the fire
Then sell 'em water.

[roguevalley]

10. One syllable too many but to the point:

Glen, murder man and
idiot tool, when, when
will you go blow yourself?

[blogslut]

12. Here's mine - just tweeted

profit-driven hate
hide behind your glitter dome
bless your hollow heart