Presidential salary $400,000. Oxxford suit $14,000.

[underpants]

Not having a handkerchief and having to wipe birdshit off with your barehand-PRICELESS

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. One thing we can say about Deal Leader:

He always knows how to appropriately accessorize.

[grasswire]

2. I've known for a long time that his momma was a fraud.

When he needs a handkerchief to wipe his nose, he doesn't have one. He just sniffs. That's the sign of a bad momma. Eats with his mouth full, too.

How is it that he could go through prep school, Yale, and Harvard without learning the ways of a gentleman?

Shame on you, Barbara Bush. Shame on you, Laura Bush.

[rug]

3. That bird has not been heard from since.

[rusty_parts2001]

4. Shot down by stinger missile from WH roof.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

5. Too bad it missed his head