Where is Boehner?

[butterfly77]

has he been on the tv since Sunday. Maybe he needs to recuperate,relax,take a few drinks..

[FSogol]

1. He should get out more and work on his tan. n/t

[Raine1967]

12. He better do it before the Tanning Tax kicks in!

But he's been tweeting his silly nonsense: http://twitter.com/GOPLeader

[KingFlorez]

2. Passed out drunk under some table

[Sky Masterson]

3. tanning

and crying.:cry: ;)

[backscatter712]

13. Whining about the tanning booth tax. n/t

[Sky Masterson]

15. I think that's why he was so against it.

It cut in to his http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41qK1sLnSFL._SL500_AA280_PIbundle-3,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg budget. ;)

[The Wielding Truth]

4. Meeting with the devil. Time to regroup and find another way to gain power and money.

Hey. You asked.

[tallahasseedem]

5. Getting drunk...

and falling asleep in his newly taxed tanning bed.

[rasputin1952]

6. He''ll be gone 3 days, then come back to tell everyone he went to

hell for a bit...but now everything is fine w/the GOP. Then he will don glowing robes, hang around for 40 days then descend back into hell...:D

[calico1]

7. In a tanning booth before the tax kicks in. n/t

[tridim]

8. Registering complaints at the tanning salon?

10% of his tanning bill is probably a significant amount of cash.

[dchill]

9. I don't know...

where's the bar? I'd check there first. Then the tanning salon. No use being orange if you can't be sloshed.

[CTyankee]

10. My guess, too. He's on the mother of all benders...nt

[nolabear]

11. Hikin' the Old Appalachian Trail?

[Inchworm]

16. I think he would be tree'd

That dog don't hunt.

[butterfly77]

14. Really,has boner been,,,

all over the tv yet?