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zulchzulu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 08:27 PM Original message |
Breaking: Obama just dived down 5,000 feet and plugged the oil leak w/ his Kenyan birth certificate |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 08:29 PM Response to Original message |
1. RLOL!!!!!! |
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NanceGreggs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 08:30 PM Response to Original message |
2. KICKED & REC'D!!! |
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saigon68 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 08:30 PM Response to Original message |
3. Outstanding |
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Kadie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 08:31 PM Response to Original message |
4. ROFL! |
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treestar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 08:32 PM Response to Original message |
5. LOL |
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Scurrilous (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 08:35 PM Response to Original message |
6. LOL |
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scheming daemons (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 08:37 PM Response to Original message |
7. But why did it take him a MONTH!?!?!? I'm Series!!!11!!!!! |
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one_voice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 08:38 PM Response to Original message |
8. LMAO... |
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stray cat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 08:39 PM Response to Original message |
9. About time - I guess he decided to listen to DUers and stop the leak |
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SemiCharmedQuark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 08:40 PM Response to Original message |
10. Oh so now all the people hired to fix the leak are out of work? Way to go, Jobkiller Nobama. |
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boppers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 11:52 PM Response to Reply #10 |
32. +1 eom |
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Leftist Agitator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 08:44 PM Response to Original message |
11. Thank God he was Kenyan all along! |
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jberryhill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 10:24 PM Response to Reply #11 |
31. Kenyans... |
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donco6 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 08:46 PM Response to Original message |
12. That's a knee-slapper alright! |
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madmax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 08:48 PM Response to Original message |
13. I said something similar |
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d_r (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 08:50 PM Response to Original message |
14. nice I'm stealing that |
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golfguru (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 08:58 PM Response to Original message |
15. and he did it without SCUBA |
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FrenchieCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 08:59 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Now see.... |
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Maccagirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 09:08 PM Response to Original message |
17. A DU Hall-Of- Fame post for sure! |
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Hawkeye-X (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 09:19 PM Response to Original message |
18. Thanks for the laugh. |
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Peacetrain (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 09:21 PM Response to Original message |
19. K&R!! that is funny |
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depakid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 09:26 PM Response to Original message |
20. I'll give that for rec for the laugh alone! |
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HughMoran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 09:32 PM Response to Original message |
21. He's one bad mothah fuckah!!!11!! |
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johnaries (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 09:36 PM Response to Original message |
22. Why did he wait so long? Why didn't he do this instead of talking |
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phleshdef (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 09:38 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. He had to spend a month training with Michael Phelps first. |
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vaberella (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 06:38 AM Response to Reply #23 |
37. +Inifinity. Too bloody funny. n/t |
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zulchzulu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 09:44 PM Response to Original message |
24. I was going to go with the unnamed source who said Obama used BigFoot to plug the hole... |
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slackmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 09:44 PM Response to Original message |
25. Did he jam it in there with a basketball? |
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O is 44 (740 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 09:45 PM Response to Original message |
26. Good one! now send this to Keith he was hyperventilating |
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Lint Head (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 09:48 PM Response to Original message |
27. I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! |
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stevenleser (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 09:52 PM Response to Original message |
28. Zulch, can I steal this? |
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zulchzulu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 06:39 AM Response to Reply #28 |
38. By all means! n/t |
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flamingdem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 09:56 PM Response to Original message |
29. HE SHUDDA CLEANED UP THE OIL TOO BY NOW SLACKER! nt |
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jberryhill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-24-10 10:22 PM Response to Original message |
30. Seriously. /nt |
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Number23 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 12:35 AM Response to Original message |
33. And when he got back to the surface, he made the CEO of BP bake him a damn pie |
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Shanti Mama (625 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 01:28 AM Response to Original message |
34. On resurfacing, he hung a "Mission Accomplished" banner on the dive boat |
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Lilyeye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 01:31 AM Response to Original message |
35. OMG I needed this laugh! K&R |
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bobburgster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 06:33 AM Response to Original message |
36. Haha, that's great.....nice way to start my day... |
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architect359 (544 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 09:08 AM Response to Original message |
39. K+R. LOL..n/t |
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uponit7771 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 09:33 AM Response to Original message |
40. But did he wear his Aquaman suite?! No?! Well there it is then............ KnR |
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Lone_Star_Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 09:53 AM Response to Original message |
41. LOL! |
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Jennicut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 10:08 AM Response to Original message |
42. But I thought he closed the leak with his super laserbeam eyes. |
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mikelgb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 10:27 AM Response to Original message |
43. BREAKING: Aquaman Obama actually scarecrow stuffed with straw |
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Radical Activist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 10:28 AM Response to Original message |
44. But he didn't take a leak on BP's refinery while he was down there. Sell out! |
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spiritual_gunfighter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 10:51 AM Response to Original message |
45. Wow I see your point |
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Phx_Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 10:55 AM Response to Original message |
46. LOL! Is everyone happy now?! |
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SunsetDreams (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 12:45 PM Response to Original message |
47. lmaooo thanks I needed the laugh |
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RobertSeattle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 12:57 PM Response to Original message |
48. And he was off key singing God Bless America |
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Union Yes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 01:07 PM Response to Original message |
49. Deep-sea pressure is no match! |
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earth mom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
50. What's happening in the gulf is NOT a fucking joke. This OP makes me sick. |
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Lerkfish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 05:03 PM Response to Reply #50 |
51. well, at least they're trying humor instead of tyranny |
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freddie mertz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 07:00 PM Response to Reply #50 |
52. + 1. They don't care one whit about the gulf. |
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zulchzulu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 07:11 PM Response to Reply #50 |
53. It's political satire to go up against people who think Obama can stop the spill personally |
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waiting for hope (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 07:29 PM Response to Reply #50 |
56. +1 Zillion |
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Blue_Roses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 07:13 PM Response to Original message |
54. lol |
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Pryderi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-25-10 07:15 PM Response to Original message |
55. K&U |
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