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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-10 11:35 AM
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The dweeb has got a secret. . . . Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!
Edited on Fri Dec-10-10 11:41 AM by skip fox


Head Wreck, whose conscience was given a wedgie in 4th grade and was never able to pull his stained shorts out of his ethical crevice, is saying, "Shhhh. . . . I gotta secret. . . . I get all my best ideas on Saturday morning when I am sitting in front of the t.v. with a bowl of cereal piled high with sugar."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-10 11:46 AM
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1. "Toon-time is truth-time." n/t
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sadbear Donating Member (799 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-10 11:47 AM
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2. "I once killed a teenaged Filipino prostitute just to see what it felt like."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-10-10 01:19 PM
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3. "My secret? . . . So much depends on Depends!" n/t
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-11-10 10:04 AM
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4. "Don't tell anybody, but I've always liked bat shit." n/t
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